Like any of that's enough to fight the Dark Master. Bator.

Xander ,'Lessons'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


SuziQ - Oct 18, 2007 10:32:41 am PDT #332 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Ya know. I will NEVER understand that man. I called and he was all upset that he misunderstood about the open house. Told me to look into changing her leg out there and he would cover the cost (I played dumb about already calling - didn't want to push too much).

He asked if she needed her own hotel room or if he should get a suite. I said I would have her call him about that.

Geeeesh, Louise.


Daisy Jane - Oct 18, 2007 10:37:31 am PDT #333 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Good luck Suzi. I hope everything works out with a minimum of discomfort.

Cash, you are such an excellent parent.

Amiee: Skeevy tenants.

Apparently my sister said some stuff in an email that's got the friend concerned. I'm blown away by how thoughtful this friend is, to go out of her way to make sure Meg's OK. But then I remember how sweet she always was and I'm not that surprised.

I remember when a friend of mine was with an asshat who had me really worried. Her dad called to find out what I knew. At first I didn't want to violate her privacy or trust, but you know what? She wasn't talking to me, and her dad might get through to her.

Better a friend who won't talk to you than a friend who can't.


omnis_audis - Oct 18, 2007 11:43:39 am PDT #334 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Got me earwormed with You Light Up My Kilt. Damn you omnis!
um. wow. I dunno that one. Is it sung to "You Light Up My Life"?
Aimee! someone's come up with a "toy" that makes Em's naughty worm look innocent.
so, I'm reading at work (shocker). in the theater. With lighting and stage management in the row behind me. I see "toy" and "Em" and think it's some kids cute toy. I click. It takes a minute for me to register that this isn't an "Em" toy. Face blushes as I scramble to Command+W to close the window. :: sigh :: I should have known.. it's Bitches! It was rather funny. Thankfully, it's theater.

Suzi, sounds like it's all working out! yay!


Toddson - Oct 18, 2007 11:44:58 am PDT #335 of 10002
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

You haven't seen Em's naughty worm? that thing ... ew (the OTHER thing - the worm's kind of cute).


Polter-Cow - Oct 18, 2007 12:11:48 pm PDT #336 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Ya know. I will NEVER understand that man. I called and he was all upset that he misunderstood about the open house. Told me to look into changing her leg out there and he would cover the cost (I played dumb about already calling - didn't want to push too much).

He asked if she needed her own hotel room or if he should get a suite. I said I would have her call him about that.

Ha. Suzi, this sounds like what happens with my parents too, sometimes. They surprise you now and then. Glad it went well.


Sean K - Oct 18, 2007 1:01:43 pm PDT #337 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hey, P-C, can you link me to your long LJ posts about the Office? I'd really love to read them again, now that I'm catching up on same.


Polter-Cow - Oct 18, 2007 1:08:57 pm PDT #338 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I actually haven't made many posts about it, but here's the tag. Which includes my pimping post, a post on "A Benihana Christmas", and this awesomely clever but underappreciated thingamabob.


d - Oct 18, 2007 1:13:31 pm PDT #339 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Fred Pete, I am also up for the Philly F2F. I don't need to have Sox speak for me, although she's very good at it!

Suzi, glad K-Bug's trip will work out, even if parents are sometimes weird.


omnis_audis - Oct 18, 2007 1:17:56 pm PDT #340 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OMG. Going back to the discussion on Catholics ≠ Christians discussion. Just in time for Halloween: [link]

During the month of October, when Catholics are preparing to celebrate Satan's Birthday on October 31st, Landover Baptist will be running our 77th annual Hellhouse. This year, folks are expected to arrive from all 50 states. They will wait for hours in line to visit 12 horrific rooms in a Haunted Cathedral that once served as a demonic house of worship for Catholics in the latter part of this century. Below is the offical [sic] floor plan for Landover Baptist's Hellhouse. It is completely interactive. Click on a demon red room number and a description will pop up like a skeleton!

(I had to add the sic, since I know many of you literary type would take note of the misspelled word, and I didn't want you thinking it was me)

ETA: o thank jebus, as I read it more, I was like, "this can't be for real", and dug around the site and found:

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody


amych - Oct 18, 2007 1:21:50 pm PDT #341 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hee! Loves me Landover Baptist!

(eta: yeah, it's kind of The Onion of religious satire. But still? Hi-larious. Don't miss the gift shop.)