Jayne: 'Cause I don't know these folks. Don't much care to. Mal: They're whores. Jayne: I'm in.

'Heart Of Gold'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Sean K - Oct 18, 2007 1:01:43 pm PDT #337 of 10002
You can't leave me to my own devices; my devices are Nap and Eat. -Zenkitty

Hey, P-C, can you link me to your long LJ posts about the Office? I'd really love to read them again, now that I'm catching up on same.


Polter-Cow - Oct 18, 2007 1:08:57 pm PDT #338 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

I actually haven't made many posts about it, but here's the tag. Which includes my pimping post, a post on "A Benihana Christmas", and this awesomely clever but underappreciated thingamabob.


d - Oct 18, 2007 1:13:31 pm PDT #339 of 10002
It's nice to see some brave pretenders trying to make it interesting.

Fred Pete, I am also up for the Philly F2F. I don't need to have Sox speak for me, although she's very good at it!

Suzi, glad K-Bug's trip will work out, even if parents are sometimes weird.


omnis_audis - Oct 18, 2007 1:17:56 pm PDT #340 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OMG. Going back to the discussion on Catholics ≠ Christians discussion. Just in time for Halloween: [link]

During the month of October, when Catholics are preparing to celebrate Satan's Birthday on October 31st, Landover Baptist will be running our 77th annual Hellhouse. This year, folks are expected to arrive from all 50 states. They will wait for hours in line to visit 12 horrific rooms in a Haunted Cathedral that once served as a demonic house of worship for Catholics in the latter part of this century. Below is the offical [sic] floor plan for Landover Baptist's Hellhouse. It is completely interactive. Click on a demon red room number and a description will pop up like a skeleton!

(I had to add the sic, since I know many of you literary type would take note of the misspelled word, and I didn't want you thinking it was me)

ETA: o thank jebus, as I read it more, I was like, "this can't be for real", and dug around the site and found:

The Landover Baptist Church is a complete work of fiction. It is a satire/parody


amych - Oct 18, 2007 1:21:50 pm PDT #341 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Hee! Loves me Landover Baptist!

(eta: yeah, it's kind of The Onion of religious satire. But still? Hi-larious. Don't miss the gift shop.)


Laga - Oct 18, 2007 1:23:52 pm PDT #342 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Yes but Hell Houses in general are very real. There's a great episode of This American Life that features one.


Pix - Oct 18, 2007 1:25:13 pm PDT #343 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

I just want to curl up and cry right now. I thought I was catching up yesterday, and right now I feel like I'm never going to catch up.


omnis_audis - Oct 18, 2007 1:26:03 pm PDT #344 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

OMG, I totally want to get ordained in the Landover Baptist Church!


Laga - Oct 18, 2007 1:28:32 pm PDT #345 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

While we're on the subject of Baptist madness, Savage Love cracked my shit up today.

(scroll down to Speaking of Dangerous Kinks)

So it seems that the "shameless" perverts on the streets of San Francisco—men and women indulging their kinks with lovers, buddies, and friends on the streets of San Francisco in front of God and everybody—are less of a danger to themselves and others than the perverts in Montgomery.


Laga - Oct 18, 2007 1:29:30 pm PDT #346 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Oh No Kristin, what's happened?