Sweet lumpy minion, you're the only one that understands. Probably 'cause I haven't sucked the brain out of you yet.

Glory ,'Potential'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


BigDuluth - Nov 06, 2007 6:58:00 pm PST #2916 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

"It's OK, Mommy. I can fight them."
Oh hell yes! Susan... it's time to start sharpening stakes.


Pix - Nov 06, 2007 7:21:48 pm PST #2917 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

The clog equalized enough that I could pee, thank the gods. We then spent the next twenty minutes attempting to track down the home service number she wants us to call (the paperwork was neatly filed away exactly where it was supposed to be, but since I had neglected to put a file label on the damned file, I went through the drawer five times thinking it wasn't there). Finally found the home shield file...which claims to have expired in June.

Now waiting for landlady to text back.


meara - Nov 06, 2007 7:26:25 pm PST #2918 of 10002

Ack. Super ridiculous, Kristin. Especially if what you end up doing is what you would've initially done several hours ago!!

Got my first response on the ad. Ahem.

How are you???
Good looking,romantic,funny,easy going tomboish over here !!
If you get interesting just replay and we can go from there !!
hope to hear from you !!

I...dude. You write like spam. I don't even understand the third line. Good grief.


Pix - Nov 06, 2007 7:32:50 pm PST #2919 of 10002
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

Um...s/he might be more articulate in person...?


BigDuluth - Nov 06, 2007 7:36:04 pm PST #2920 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

I...dude. You write like spam

meara if they write like the spam that I've gotten, the next corrispondence could very well be an offer to "make your penis like giant sultan!"


meara - Nov 06, 2007 7:36:43 pm PST #2921 of 10002

Heh. Or suggest certain stocks that are GOING QUICKLY A GOOD DEAL PENNIES FOR DOLLARS or somesuch.


Laga - Nov 06, 2007 7:37:20 pm PST #2922 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

If you get interesting just replay and we can go from there !!

I think this means: if you are interested just reply and we can go from there. But to me it means: DO NOT REPLY! I'd be surprised if this person is even female.


Susan W. - Nov 06, 2007 7:39:09 pm PST #2923 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

(And OMG, I should meet her some time! Now that I"m in the same city! Sweet!)

Totally! We're working on getting at least the downstairs in good enough shape to actually have people over.

Even if that craigslist response had been otherwise grammatical, I'd be tempted to strike her off the list for the use of punctuation alone.


Steph L. - Nov 06, 2007 7:59:07 pm PST #2924 of 10002
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Susan, keep a copy of that post somewhere. If you should ever doubt that you are raising Annabel right, reading that should fix it.

Well, I did wonder if I had a Slayer on my hands...

She's the baseball!Slayer!


Vortex - Nov 06, 2007 8:00:55 pm PST #2925 of 10002
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

meara, just because you're in a new city is no reason to lower your standards. Bad grammar=bad sex!