Xander ,'Same Time, Same Place'
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
The clog equalized enough that I could pee, thank the gods. We then spent the next twenty minutes attempting to track down the home service number she wants us to call (the paperwork was neatly filed away exactly where it was supposed to be, but since I had neglected to put a file label on the damned file, I went through the drawer five times thinking it wasn't there). Finally found the home shield file...which claims to have expired in June.
Now waiting for landlady to text back.
Ack. Super ridiculous, Kristin. Especially if what you end up doing is what you would've initially done several hours ago!!
Got my first response on the ad. Ahem.
How are you???
Good looking,romantic,funny,easy going tomboish over here !!
If you get interesting just replay and we can go from there !!
hope to hear from you !!
I...dude. You write like spam. I don't even understand the third line. Good grief.
Um...s/he might be more articulate in person...?
I...dude. You write like spam
meara if they write like the spam that I've gotten, the next corrispondence could very well be an offer to "make your penis like giant sultan!"
Heh. Or suggest certain stocks that are GOING QUICKLY A GOOD DEAL PENNIES FOR DOLLARS or somesuch.
If you get interesting just replay and we can go from there !!
I think this means: if you are interested just reply and we can go from there. But to me it means: DO NOT REPLY! I'd be surprised if this person is even female.
(And OMG, I should meet her some time! Now that I"m in the same city! Sweet!)
Totally! We're working on getting at least the downstairs in good enough shape to actually have people over.
Even if that craigslist response had been otherwise grammatical, I'd be tempted to strike her off the list for the use of punctuation alone.
Susan, keep a copy of that post somewhere. If you should ever doubt that you are raising Annabel right, reading that should fix it.
Well, I did wonder if I had a Slayer on my hands...
She's the baseball!Slayer!
meara, just because you're in a new city is no reason to lower your standards. Bad grammar=bad sex!
Heh. Fear not, Vortex, I'm not responding to that one!! Misspellings or one or two errors I might overlook if it was otherwise interesting, but that was (a) generic and (b) nonsensical. I'm not THAT desperate.