for the Mom's out there: [link]
If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.
Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
omnis_audis - Nov 06, 2007 2:13:12 pm PST #2882 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
beekaytee - Nov 06, 2007 2:19:32 pm PST #2883 of 10002
Compassionately intolerant
for the Mom's out there: [link]
That right there is pure genius. Thanks omnis.
::toddles off to email every mom I know::
Laura - Nov 06, 2007 2:21:39 pm PST #2884 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Bwah! Saves me a bunch of time. Imma play it for the boys, daily.
Jessica - Nov 06, 2007 2:23:08 pm PST #2885 of 10002
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
The link doesn't work for me, but I think I've seen it on YouTube before. Sung to the tune of the William Tell Overture?
[eta: Yep, looks like the same performance. Love her!
Pachabel's Bedtime is another good one, for all the dads.]
Laura - Nov 06, 2007 2:32:09 pm PST #2886 of 10002
Our wings are not tired.
Yes, Jess. Makes me a bit embarrassed to fall into the same trap as all the moms before me. And yet.
Polter-Cow - Nov 06, 2007 2:34:00 pm PST #2887 of 10002
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!
Hee. That was great.
Laga - Nov 06, 2007 2:45:27 pm PST #2888 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
My lunch is a very nutritious melange of buttered popcorn and parmesan goldfish. Mountain Dew on the side.
amych - Nov 06, 2007 2:55:38 pm PST #2889 of 10002
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Yarg.
I'm having a crap semester at school, thanks largely to the worst teaching I've ever encountered at any level (and I've done all the levels), and a really really out-of-normal-range BUSY semester at work, which leads to being even further behind at school, and now I'm looking at dropping one of my two classes. Which sucks.
What sucks worse is that if I drop the class I'm most behind in, it'll put off my whole degree by at least year because of the way they've just rejiggered the master course schedule. So it's that, or I drop the class I'm mostly caught up in and scramble at the one I already owe several assignments in, because there's no way I can do both and not, you know, die or get fired.
Also, the whole FUCKING THE FUCK UP ACADEMICALLY YET AGAIN problem, which has me in a quivering heap.
Fuck.
Laga - Nov 06, 2007 2:58:49 pm PST #2890 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.
academia~ma, amych
SuziQ - Nov 06, 2007 2:59:31 pm PST #2891 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Sending you all my school~ma, amych.