Very convincing. Makes me completely want to put myself under government control. Please take me to where you can make me unconscious and naked.

Riley ,'Help'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Jars - Oct 18, 2007 12:03:35 am PDT #251 of 10002

Any of the Muslim weddings I've been to, the cleavage slutbomb look wouldn't have been out of place, Fay. I'd be more worried if I was going to a Christian wedding in Singapore. They can be quite strict. Singapore! Delicious food! Although, it's not like the food where you are now is inedible or anything...


Fay - Oct 18, 2007 12:15:24 am PDT #252 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Any of the Muslim weddings I've been to, the cleavage slutbomb look wouldn't have been out of place, Fay.

Ah, well, there is that. (I remember the outfits some of the mums used to wear when they came to school functions - I don't think anything ever topped the skintight red leather trouser suit worn with a [very expensive designer] higeb, wildly expensive fuck-me heels and a truckload of bling, but some of them came close.)

Although, it's not like the food where you are now is inedible or anything...

tries to look martyred. fails spectacularly

I manage, somehow. I mean, it's a trial, but I cope.

Mind you, Singaporean cuisine will be a whole new thing for me - looking forward to it!


Glamcookie - Oct 18, 2007 1:17:24 am PDT #253 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Congratulations, Suzi! So awesome!


Gris - Oct 18, 2007 2:04:04 am PDT #254 of 10002
Hey. New board.

Gris, Raul Esparza was on Pushing Daisies tonight.

Yeah! And as a love interest for Kristen Chenoweth!

I sense some fantastic musical numbers in future episodes, which is more than enough to keep me watching despite my "Do I love it or hate it?" ambiguity about the show.

Fay, is there ever a time you're NOT "totally English from head to toe"?


Fay - Oct 18, 2007 3:08:06 am PDT #255 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Occasionally my right hand thinks it's Egyptian.

Seriously, though, nobody's ever actually said that to me. I don't think. Um. Although my current boss was reminiscing about her first sight of me in Thailand, in particularly CrazyEnglishwomanAbroad mode, arriving in the airport with floorlength skirt and the lovely straw hat I bought in San Francisco cla.)mped onto my head, wheeling along a suitcase and a meowing catbox.

(Well, the contents of the box were doing the actual meowing. Obviously. Not the box itself. Um.)

I just bought a book about Singapore. It sounds very exciting!


Stephanie - Oct 18, 2007 3:16:31 am PDT #256 of 10002
Trust my rage

floorlength skirt and the lovely straw hat I bought in San Francisco clamped onto my head, wheeling along a suitcase and a meowing catbox

Trade the cat for a kid and you could have been Anna Leonowens.


Fay - Oct 18, 2007 3:23:10 am PDT #257 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Trade the cat for a kid and you could have been Anna Leonowens.

Big time.

And I am here teaching small Siamese children. Some of whom are related to the king. And I do, being me, randomly break into song with alarming frequency.


Aims - Oct 18, 2007 3:43:02 am PDT #258 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Getting to know you
getting to know all about you
getting to like you
getting to hope you like me


Fay - Oct 18, 2007 3:49:07 am PDT #259 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Damn straight.


Aims - Oct 18, 2007 3:50:43 am PDT #260 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

(Also? I R DUM. I didn't make the whole Then Siam = Now Thailand connection until the Anna Leonowens reference. It's like I've been looking at the whole country thinking, "Ben is Glory?")