"I wish. You can get tail in like 10 minutes of wearing this getup".Personally I think this theory should be tested. I'll plan on wearing 3 tomorrow. All at once. When I recover I'll come back with the results
I'm sorry, dad. You know I would never have tried to save River's life if I had known there was a dinner party at risk.
Simon ,'Safe'
Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.
[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
BigDuluth - Oct 17, 2007 9:31:10 pm PDT #245 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
NoiseDesign - Oct 17, 2007 9:33:39 pm PDT #246 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
The last time I wore a fake clerical collar I had a fake little boy hooked to my pants.
BigDuluth - Oct 17, 2007 9:35:58 pm PDT #247 of 10002
"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"
Ok that is SOOO not what I meant... otherwise I would have mentioned wearing a white sequined glove
NoiseDesign - Oct 17, 2007 9:40:30 pm PDT #248 of 10002
Our wings are not tired
The little boy was part of my priest costume for halloween a few years ago.
omnis_audis - Oct 17, 2007 10:35:42 pm PDT #249 of 10002
omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir
senses a trend with ND... as his xmas costume had a lil "rudolph" lighting up his kilt.
Fay - Oct 17, 2007 11:58:30 pm PDT #250 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Perhaps it's my age, but I'm completely over going up the food chain when it comes to consumer stuff. I go straight to the top. Works every. single. time
TOTALLY true. When the asshats who ran the last school I worked at had failed and failed and failed to answer any of my emails over the summer, and had not organised my flight out to Egypt (despite the fact that they'd sorted out my flatmate's flight three months earlier), and it was getting to the point where I NEEDED TO BE IN FUCKING EGYPT, and was thinking that since I clearly wasn't going to be there for my birthday, maybe I could make the best of it and splash out for tickets for the Serenity premier up in Edinburgh...well, eventually I emailed the Big Big Big Boss himself, or at least cc'd him in on my email, explaining my concerns about the professionalism of the organisation.
Got a reply straight away.
Meanwhile - well, as it happens there is a (Christian) Convent on the same road where I work - clearly I need to go in there and mug a nun.
thinks
Or maybe just find a hot nun. One or the other.
Today I am apparently "totally English from head to toe". I'm quite chuffed by the number of compliments the ensemble has garnered, even from small boys (bless my little buggers!). It's a new skirt I had made at a tailor's I know, and a pretty blouse that I hardly ever wear 'cause it doesn't really go with most of my stuff. Plus a scarf made of mottled vaguely verdigris gold thread. (And very sparkly gold shoes. I think the shoes probably aren't very English at all, but hey, it's Thailand.)
(My mate spent a couple of wees in a Tibetan monastery over the summer, and was ogling the monks the whole damn time. But I don't think he actually did anything untoward.)
Wheeeee! I'm off to Singapore next Tuesday! To hook up with my mate and attend a Muslim wedding (of people I don't know!) in a Singapore Mosque. I think I'm going to wear what I'm wearing now - my only concern is cleavage. I mean, this isn't a cleavagey slut bomb shirt at all, but showing any of the skin is going to be inappropriate, and it's got a sort of...er, whatever you call a neckline that's got a vertical slit coming down from a Chinese-style collar. Not coming down FAR. By my usual standards. But, you know, still probably a bit too saucy. I'm going to aim for careful scarf-wearing, I think.
Jars - Oct 18, 2007 12:03:35 am PDT #251 of 10002
Any of the Muslim weddings I've been to, the cleavage slutbomb look wouldn't have been out of place, Fay. I'd be more worried if I was going to a Christian wedding in Singapore. They can be quite strict. Singapore! Delicious food! Although, it's not like the food where you are now is inedible or anything...
Fay - Oct 18, 2007 12:15:24 am PDT #252 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.
Any of the Muslim weddings I've been to, the cleavage slutbomb look wouldn't have been out of place, Fay.
Ah, well, there is that. (I remember the outfits some of the mums used to wear when they came to school functions - I don't think anything ever topped the skintight red leather trouser suit worn with a [very expensive designer] higeb, wildly expensive fuck-me heels and a truckload of bling, but some of them came close.)
Although, it's not like the food where you are now is inedible or anything...
tries to look martyred. fails spectacularly
I manage, somehow. I mean, it's a trial, but I cope.
Mind you, Singaporean cuisine will be a whole new thing for me - looking forward to it!
Glamcookie - Oct 18, 2007 1:17:24 am PDT #253 of 10002
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
Congratulations, Suzi! So awesome!
Gris - Oct 18, 2007 2:04:04 am PDT #254 of 10002
Hey. New board.
Gris, Raul Esparza was on Pushing Daisies tonight.
Yeah! And as a love interest for Kristen Chenoweth!
I sense some fantastic musical numbers in future episodes, which is more than enough to keep me watching despite my "Do I love it or hate it?" ambiguity about the show.
Fay, is there ever a time you're NOT "totally English from head to toe"?