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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.

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omnis_audis - Nov 01, 2007 8:52:13 pm PDT #2064 of 10002

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

This is where someone suggests that we create an online dating site, we all pool our resources and everybody makes a fortune...

Fortune? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't complain about a fortune, but I'd much rather have a sweetheart I could cuddle up with and "let win" at bowling and billiards Xbox and such.

/lonely pining

BigDuluth - Nov 01, 2007 9:05:03 pm PDT #2065 of 10002

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Fortune? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't complain about a fortune, but I'd much rather have a sweetheart I could cuddle up with and "let win" at bowling and billiards Xbox and such.

This is why my friends are all curled up in bed at this hour, yet I surf the web and laugh at cats hazzing cheeseburgers at 2:04 in the morning. Married life does appear to have it's benefits.

omnis_audis - Nov 01, 2007 9:09:39 pm PDT #2066 of 10002

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

at least your at home. I'm still stuck at work. 23:09 and I got at least another 51 minutes.

billytea - Nov 01, 2007 9:18:15 pm PDT #2067 of 10002

You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Fortune? Don't get me wrong, I wouldn't complain about a fortune, but I'd much rather have a sweetheart I could cuddle up with and "let win" at bowling and billiards Xbox and such.

And creating a dating site that
a) makes you a fortune, and
b) attracts large numbers of single, interested women willing to tell you all about themselves,

will make that sooo hard to accomplish.

BigDuluth - Nov 01, 2007 9:25:33 pm PDT #2068 of 10002

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Eh, good point. (Totally psyched for Wed over here btw!)

And creating a dating site that

a) makes you a fortune, and

b) attracts large numbers of single, interested women willing to tell you all about themselves,

will make that sooo hard to accomplish.

Now all we need is an 80's montage and the website will be complete in no time!!!

omnis_audis - Nov 01, 2007 9:27:56 pm PDT #2069 of 10002

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

:: thrashing strangling empty air in cold booth ::

can you cue up for that?

I have 125 "thats" in this show. Use the numbers! WHICH ONE!

Aaarrrrrgggggghhhhhh.

Yes, I am officially tired and grumpy, with 33 minutes to go.

omnis_audis - Nov 01, 2007 9:30:52 pm PDT #2070 of 10002

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

(Totally psyched for Wed over here btw!)

omg, I saw that and thought I posted my thrashing in Firefly and was like "oops". whew.

Yes, I am too! Too bad I'll be at the airport with my mother (or en route to said airport). I can see it now: scuuze me ma, gotta slink away for 45 minutes or so

o? but I wanted to talk to you about the job, and tell you the same stories I told you last time. where would you rather slink off to rather than talk with your dear old ma?

Firefly!

Fire_what

BigDuluth - Nov 01, 2007 9:38:29 pm PDT #2071 of 10002

"I am the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world"

Covert her? ("Now this is what we call a Crazy Ivan...")

Hil R. - Nov 01, 2007 11:23:07 pm PDT #2072 of 10002

Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

I am awake. I have no idea why I'm awake.

I'm teaching tomorrow morning. Well, this morning, now. Full calculus lecture, which I've only done once before. (I agreed to cover the lecture this morning in exchange for not having to grade the midterms. An hour and a half of teaching versus about six hours of grading -- easy choice.) And being rested seems like it would be a good thing, and yet, can't get to sleep.

At least I don't have anything planned for the afternoon. I can teach, then eat lunch, then take a nap.

omnis_audis - Nov 01, 2007 11:32:43 pm PDT #2073 of 10002

omnis, pursue. That's an order from a shy woman who can use M-16. - Shir

Sorry Hil. I give you a virtual bonk on the head to help you to sleep.

As for me. Yes! Finally home. Ahhhh stress. Makes the drive home so much more fun!

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