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[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.
145 days away.
Ummmmm.
Ok, remember me talking about the project review guys who are in the office from Corporate and I had the meeting with them yesterday? Well, the higher level guy just popped by my cube because someone told him to ask me about my A's obsession. So now he has seen pictures of me in fan mode. Wheeeeeeeeeeeee.
Ugh. I somehow managed to sleep through my alarm today, thus missing office hours and a class I was supposed to teach. Woke up when the secretary of the math department called to tell me that my students were looking for me.
Jars, I remember someone talking about a dig they were working on - Middle East somewhere - where they were excavating something in the 600 to 1,000 year range ... an area that had been used by both humans and camels. And you know, even after that long, it still smelled bad. (Aimee, fyi, camel shit smells really, really bad. Does NOT improve with age. Reconsider your animal of choice ... or keep it theoretical.)
And you know, even after that long, it still smelled bad.
Oh yeah, so long as it's waterlogged, it'll preserve indefinitely, in shape, texture and smell occasionally. Really old poop is pretty much the Holy Grail for me.
My life is sad.
Aimee, fyi, camel shit smells really, really bad. Does NOT improve with age. Reconsider your animal of choice ... or keep it theoretical.
Well, baby shit ain't a bag of roses. I'll keep it in mind.
Course, by the time I have the money to own a camel, I will also have the money to employ a camel-shit remover person also.
Oh. Oh! The girl who emailed me a few weeks ago to ask if it would affect her grade if she didn't come to recitations? I hand back homework at recitations. She just emailed me again to say that she hasn't gotten back her homework, and she can't come to my office hours, so could I leave her old homeworks at the math office for her to pick up?
Ha. That's a no. That's a hell no.
BWAH HAHAHAHAHA!
Ain't karma a bitch. That makes me so happy, Hil.
Ha. That's a no. That's a hell no.
Dude. Dark!Hill. First she buys a corset...
Poor people.
So sad
I just opened the Winter Brew pack from Costplus that Juliana made me buy (by which of course she mentioned it to me and said it was good), and there was a Winter Solstice bottle in it!
\\o/. I will be purchasing a couple winter brew packs this weekend, after I've worked through what left of the Lagunitas IPA six-pack AND the Anchor Porter six-pack. (Only a couple bottle left of each, and SPN this week, so I'm golden.)
Stephanie, YAY on sleep!