Jayne: Yeah, that was some pretty risky sittin' you did there. Wash: That's right, of course, 'cause they wouldn't arrest me if we got boarded, I'm just the pilot. I can always say I was flying the ship by accident.

'Serenity'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Connie Neil - Oct 17, 2007 5:33:07 am PDT #122 of 10002
brillig

Soda water tastes bitter to me, not at all like regular water, now with added bubbles.


Fay - Oct 17, 2007 5:34:35 am PDT #123 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

Regular water is just so boring - unless I'm sweating.

boggles

See, I drink lots of water. But then, I suppose it's because it's pretty bloody hot here, and it was in Egypt, and hydration is my friend. I honestly can't remember whether I used to drink as much water back in the UK - maybe not. Hmm.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 17, 2007 5:38:46 am PDT #124 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, do they dispatch the chickens for you or do you have to do that yourself? I'm hoping that service is included in the price of the bird.

They do indeed dispatch the chickens for us. However, Tom was still relatively traumatized by butterflying one and disassembling the other at home- even though those are both pretty much SOP around these parts, the size and the wicked total freshness made it a little gorier than usual.


Fay - Oct 17, 2007 5:42:16 am PDT #125 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I've already told you all my headless chicken anecdote, right?


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2007 5:57:12 am PDT #126 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

~ma for you Beverly


Susan W. - Oct 17, 2007 6:01:00 am PDT #127 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Soda water tastes bitter to me, not at all like regular water, now with added bubbles.

This is me. However, I do like the faintly fruit-flavored fizzy waters, as that cuts the bitter.


Aims - Oct 17, 2007 6:09:14 am PDT #128 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just had another horrible phone call with the bank, only this conversation ended in me screaming at them that TCF "SUCKS A BIG ONE!"


Stephanie - Oct 17, 2007 6:17:18 am PDT #129 of 10002
Trust my rage

Aimee, after reading your LJ, I can't believe they aren't falling all over themselves to apologize to you. (Well, I'm not *surprised*, but they should be.) Assholes!


-t - Oct 17, 2007 6:18:07 am PDT #130 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Aimee}}} They do, indeed, suck, if that helps any.


Aims - Oct 17, 2007 6:19:33 am PDT #131 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, they went even further in their ri-DICK-ulousness.

They returned my daycare check and then charged an NSF fee.