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Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 17, 2007 5:38:46 am PDT #124 of 10002
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Nora, do they dispatch the chickens for you or do you have to do that yourself? I'm hoping that service is included in the price of the bird.

They do indeed dispatch the chickens for us. However, Tom was still relatively traumatized by butterflying one and disassembling the other at home- even though those are both pretty much SOP around these parts, the size and the wicked total freshness made it a little gorier than usual.


Fay - Oct 17, 2007 5:42:16 am PDT #125 of 10002
"Fuck Western ideologically-motivated gender identification!" Sulu gasped, and came.

I've already told you all my headless chicken anecdote, right?


Daisy Jane - Oct 17, 2007 5:57:12 am PDT #126 of 10002
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

~ma for you Beverly


Susan W. - Oct 17, 2007 6:01:00 am PDT #127 of 10002
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

Soda water tastes bitter to me, not at all like regular water, now with added bubbles.

This is me. However, I do like the faintly fruit-flavored fizzy waters, as that cuts the bitter.


Aims - Oct 17, 2007 6:09:14 am PDT #128 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I just had another horrible phone call with the bank, only this conversation ended in me screaming at them that TCF "SUCKS A BIG ONE!"


Stephanie - Oct 17, 2007 6:17:18 am PDT #129 of 10002
Trust my rage

Aimee, after reading your LJ, I can't believe they aren't falling all over themselves to apologize to you. (Well, I'm not *surprised*, but they should be.) Assholes!


-t - Oct 17, 2007 6:18:07 am PDT #130 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

{{{Aimee}}} They do, indeed, suck, if that helps any.


Aims - Oct 17, 2007 6:19:33 am PDT #131 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Oh, they went even further in their ri-DICK-ulousness.

They returned my daycare check and then charged an NSF fee.


-t - Oct 17, 2007 6:20:54 am PDT #132 of 10002
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Fuckers.


Aims - Oct 17, 2007 6:21:25 am PDT #133 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Now I have to find out if they did the same with my auto payment on my car.

I am so over this bank.