Wash: Don't fall asleep now. Sleepiness is weakness of character. Ask anyone. You're acting captain. Know what happens you fall asleep now? Zoe: Jayne slits my throat, and takes over. Wash: That's right. Zoe: And we can't stop it.

'Shindig'


Spike's Bitches 38: Well, This Is Just...Neat.  

[NAFDA] Spike-centric discussion. Lusty, lewd (only occasionally crude), risqué (and frisqué), bawdy (Oh, lawdy!), flirty ('cuz we're purty), raunchy talk inside. Caveat lector.


Laga - Oct 25, 2007 10:41:26 am PDT #1070 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Hey that's one good thing that's happened today. There were so many flies on the trash can last night I was sure I'd find a similar nasty suprise when I put it away today but I did not.


SuziQ - Oct 25, 2007 10:58:42 am PDT #1071 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Sean - if they are going to be anywhere, at least that is the place for them.


Laga - Oct 25, 2007 10:58:43 am PDT #1072 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Lucky Charms

let's talk about something cheerful. What was your best birthday ever?


Aims - Oct 25, 2007 11:03:09 am PDT #1073 of 10002
Shit's all sorts of different now.

Boss cracks me up. Let me set the scene.

I’m at my desk. He’s at his. We’re about 8 feet from each other. I’m playing Dixie Chicks.

Boss: Hey Aimee. You know that movie “Mars Attacks”?
Me: Yeah.
Boss: You know how those aliens’ heads explode when they listen to that music?
Me: Yeah.

t pause

Boss: I just wanted to make sure you were aware of that.
Me: Very subtle.

I changed it to Eric Clapton.


Laga - Oct 25, 2007 11:06:34 am PDT #1074 of 10002
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Aimee: did you ever get access to the apartment with the strange water usage?


Emily - Oct 25, 2007 11:07:22 am PDT #1075 of 10002
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Well, there was that time 10 or 15 of my friends chipped in to buy me an iPod. That was way up there on the cool birthdays scale. In fact, that pretty much rocked.


SuziQ - Oct 25, 2007 11:09:03 am PDT #1076 of 10002
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Playing "I Never" with Dom was fun.


Atropa - Oct 25, 2007 11:10:06 am PDT #1077 of 10002
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My coolest birthday was either the one where Pete surprised me with tickets to Teatro Zinzani (with the comment "You have 8 hours to decide what you're going to wear. Is that enough time?"), or last year's, when a bunch of friends chipped in to get me a video iPod.


tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 11:12:19 am PDT #1078 of 10002
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"You have 8 hours to decide what you're going to wear. Is that enough time?"

Heh.


Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2007 11:13:59 am PDT #1079 of 10002
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Did anyone see Brothers & Sisters this week? I need to rant a bit:

DUDE! Sally Field! You live up your children's butts and yet the one time you might have stuck around to prevent one from having a freakin' AFFAIR you suddenly develope some boundaries?

Affair Son! (man, I just can't keep those boys straight) 1) Yes, you SHOULD go get your wife. 2) She wants to be around her parents, if you throw them out guess what happens? She goes with them, Jackass. And she's right, she DOES put up with your family incessantly. Duh. 3) she's been gone an episode and a half, don't fuck your secretary

Mistress Chick: Oh my God, go away. What kind of passive aggressive head case deprives her daughter of knowing her own Father AND then gets up the butts of her lover's family once he's dead? Dude.

Kitty: oh shut up. Or talk to him. Or just shut up.

Rachel Griffith: you did not have ten good years with joe. it was nine MAX because at least one you spent bitching before our very eyes

Bastard Half Sister: dude, he's an addict and he's lying to you. he said he would. and now he is. quit pouting oh jesuz gawd stop pouting

Gay Brother: ooooh, he's a MINISTER. and did I mention that he's a minister? Wow. He's a minister. We know nothing else about him as a person, apparently his sum-total as a human being is that he is a minister and not half so gay seeming as Rob Lowe. And Lana's parents? Dead

Rob: Rob rob rob rob rob... you're just playing Sam Seaborn again and its creeping me out.

OK, I feel better now.