Leftover Halloween candy is not an acceptable dinner, right? Right.
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Dana - Nov 01, 2007 1:41:55 pm PDT #9855 of 10001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
Allyson - Nov 01, 2007 1:49:44 pm PDT #9856 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
You know that guy on LJ that ripped apart my book in like five obsessive posts? He's at it again, and also posted this review of Sarah Vowell's Assasination Vacation:
Assassination Vacation by Sarah Vowell Is Vowell really as much a social retard as she appears to be in the introduction, or is it just some of that exaggeration for humorous effect that always seems inappropriate in works of non-fiction?
Suddenly, everything has become clear, you know?
hippocampus - Nov 01, 2007 1:56:38 pm PDT #9857 of 10001
not your mom's socks.
Allyson - I'm betting this Trudy Booth "Natter 54: Right here, dammit." Oct 31, 2007 12:13:38 pm PDT is the guy who's doing the posting...
§ ita § - Nov 01, 2007 2:03:57 pm PDT #9858 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Shrift, I really hope you get that gig. I have a friend here who almost dropped everything (no pun intended) to answer a help wanted ad from the same company. I'm glad he didn't get it, because he really would have disappeared into his work, but if you were to, we'd be blessed by association.
Jesse - Nov 01, 2007 2:17:31 pm PDT #9859 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Suddenly, everything has become clear, you know?
This is why it's important to know your reviewers!
§ ita § - Nov 01, 2007 2:17:44 pm PDT #9860 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
erikaj - Nov 01, 2007 2:18:38 pm PDT #9861 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!
why does that dork keep reading stuff he hates?
Jesse - Nov 01, 2007 2:22:59 pm PDT #9862 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
So, last weekend, I apparently brought some fruit flies home with me from the farmer's market. Awesome. I found a thing on the interweb about making a fruit fly trap out of a soda bottle, and man, it really worked! Kind of cool, kind of gross.
JZ - Nov 01, 2007 2:23:52 pm PDT #9863 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Are you shitting us, Allyson? What a fucking moron. Is he still the most tedious, least interesting person in all LJ-Land? That was the one notable quality I remember from all his carping posts about your book: even irritated, even deeply perturbed, even snarling in a towering snit, he was probably the dullest, least electrifying or compelling writer I'd ever read. His sentences were all perfectly grammatical, he punctuated beautifully, and he was a model of coherence, but good God almighty was he dull. His not liking your book made me suspect a great many things about him; his not liking Sarah Vowell just confirms all of it.
And on another track altogether, I'm crossing digits for shrift and Playboy. IIRC, another Buffista used to work for Playboy long ago (though likely in a different division), and if I do in fact RC, then shrift is a most worthy successor to said Buffista.
Jesse - Nov 01, 2007 2:27:12 pm PDT #9864 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
I believe you do RC, JZ. BDV. XYZ.
We were talking about writing at the end of the day at work, and it's fascinating to me, the different skills that people have. My coworker was working on a letter, and she had a part that would have been great in a speech, actually, but on paper it was three fragments that didn't really come together, and I couldn't figure out how to make it grammatical and properly punctuated without rewriting and losing her nice cadence.