Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Scrappy - Oct 31, 2007 6:13:33 pm PDT #9739 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

We have had about 100 or so trick-or-treaters. Lots of them were in groups of 5 or 6, so not too many times opening the door. I have learned that Skittles are WAY more desirable than Starbursts. Spiderman has been the most popular costume, followed by pirates and then princesses of many types.


Allyson - Oct 31, 2007 6:16:06 pm PDT #9740 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

The kids at my work Halloween party seemed to have a good time, and I'm exhausted. I gave Tim his bday gift from me and Kristen; Wicked tickets. He seems pretty happy.

I made centerpieces out of smallish pumpkins stuffed with sunflowers and dried wildflowers and sparkly pumpkin garland. I picked up pre-Trick-or-Treat supper for the kids: mac and cheese, chicken tenders, and corndogs, which all got happily eaten up. The kids sketched out jack-o-lantern designs on pumpkins and then the scientists had carve whatever they drew, which was hilarious. I sliced up apples and warmed caramel in the microwave for dipping, and set out cheese and crackers.

I got plain black plastic tablecovers and decorated them with sparkly skeleton stickers, and I stuffed a pinata with frozen mini-Milky Way bars and tootsie pops. One of the kids cried and yelled NO! when the bigger kid I lined up for last busted it open, then cried YES! when he saw all the candy hit the ground.

Then I gave all the kids goodie bags (cardboard chinese food box thingies) with a mini-flashlight, bubbles in pumpkin-shaped bottles, spider and bat rings, stickers, little rice crispy treats and little bags of teddy grahams.

Cutest costume: two year old dressed like a lamb carrying a stuffed animal sheepdog.

Now I need to soak in a bath. I'm awful with children who aren't part of me and mine. I'm completely depleted.


Scrappy - Oct 31, 2007 6:18:46 pm PDT #9741 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

Man, Allyson really knows how to throw a party. Maybe that could be your third book? How to throw a party that is cool, cheap and hip.


Allyson - Oct 31, 2007 6:22:49 pm PDT #9742 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

Seriously! I had a budget of $200, but I spent $250, which I think is pretty excellent for decorations, food for 16 adults and a gaggle of children, activities (I made a Halloween pictionary game but we didn't have time to play), and an assload of pumpkins.


Scrappy - Oct 31, 2007 6:25:20 pm PDT #9743 of 10001
Life moves pretty fast. You don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.

I totally wasn't kidding. I think it'd make a great book or essay inl ike Readymade magazine. I think you have a real genius for events and a totally fab sensibility.


Atropa - Oct 31, 2007 6:37:34 pm PDT #9744 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

(x-posted with Bitches, because I told the story here)

What I wore to work today: [link]


P.M. Marc - Oct 31, 2007 6:40:37 pm PDT #9745 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

When she got to my building, I, being the classy kinda dame I am, when people asked about Jilli's costume, was quick to pipe up with, "Oh, she's from [Division of our Company]."

The funny part is how often people were all like, "Yeah. Well, that explains it."

I didn't dress up.

I kind of regret it.


Kat - Oct 31, 2007 7:23:16 pm PDT #9746 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Allyson, that sounds like such fun.

Jilli, you look fabulous.

Plei, there's always another day to dress up. I am still laughing at the Mombie comment, and that could totally be me today.

I have to go to work tomorrow (at UCLA) in character of a historical figure I know well. Which sucks because I don't know anyone well enough to remain in character for more than 10 seconds. Thoughts? Ideas?

I thought I might wikipedia Isadora Duncan and just wear a long scarf.


Typo Boy - Oct 31, 2007 7:51:41 pm PDT #9747 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

We had about nine tricker treaters total all night. I greeted them at the door in my evil clown (from It) mask combined with leprechaun hat and green shirt. That made me a lepreclown - got a shriek or two. Not from the kid, but from the parents.


Susan W. - Oct 31, 2007 8:02:42 pm PDT #9748 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

We had no trick-or treaters, but our house is kind of set back from the street, and while our porch light is working, the light closer to the street needs a new bulb, so we probably looked not home.

In previous years Annabel was overwhelmed by trick-or-treating and always wanted to go home after just the immediate neighbors' houses, but tonight we went all the way around the block, with her declaring, "I want to go to another house," each time we were walking away. She used her pirate sword to knock on doors. It was extremely cute.

Once I got her home, I had to run straight to choir practice, where we started work on Advent music. Trick or treating to "Comfort, Comfort Ye My People" and "Of the Father's Love Begotten" with no segue is a bit...jarring.