Also, it's harder to get a good Cuban sandwich in Valhalla.
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday, or the crazy melty land, or you know, the world without shrimp.
Anya ,'Showtime'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Theodosia - Oct 29, 2007 12:46:58 pm PDT #9145 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 12:52:38 pm PDT #9146 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
And beer comes in mugs made from animal horns, which means you can't set them down without spilling.
Unless Viking ships have cup holders....
Connie Neil - Oct 29, 2007 1:00:29 pm PDT #9147 of 10001
brillig
Unless Viking ships have cup holders....
They're called slaves.
Ginger - Oct 29, 2007 1:16:18 pm PDT #9148 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda
And beer comes in mugs made from animal horns, which means you can't set them down without spilling.
I think the whole point was beer chugging. Who sets down a horn of ale without draining it?
From what I've read, Valhalla was pretty much like ordinary life for a warrior: hang around the mead hall, drink, practice fighting, fight, die. In Valhalla, you get a do-over and over.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 1:17:41 pm PDT #9149 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Something tells me there were whole aspects of Viking culture that were ignored by Hagar the Horrible....
Vortex - Oct 29, 2007 1:20:18 pm PDT #9150 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
I’m pretty sure that you don’t get any pork ribs or beer in the Muslim heaven.
well, if you're a good muslim, you wouldn't want that, right?
signed,
would be a horrible muslim
Connie Neil - Oct 29, 2007 1:33:44 pm PDT #9151 of 10001
brillig
Something tells me there were whole aspects of Viking culture that were ignored by Hagar the Horrible
There is much wisdom in Hagar's Guide to Being a Viking (a real book which we own), such as "Never steal anything that needs to be walked, watered, or cleaned up after."
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2007 1:37:03 pm PDT #9152 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Maybe the drinking horns are inserted into Valkyrie cleavage.
Great. Now I want to be a Valkyrie next year for Halloween. I hate late October/early November. Filled with fruitless costume ideas.
Boss just came by to ask me a bunch of questions about stuff. Not only did I not have to hide a browser window, I could answer everything intelligently. I feel this means I should go home now, on this high point.
tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 1:37:31 pm PDT #9153 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
"Never steal anything that needs to be walked, watered, or cleaned up after."
So cats are cool then? (It's cool to be a cat?)
§ ita § - Oct 29, 2007 1:38:09 pm PDT #9154 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
So cats are cool then?
I guess if you don't let your cats have water you don't have to worry about cleaning their poop for very long.