No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


hippocampus - Oct 29, 2007 10:49:26 am PDT #9117 of 10001
not your mom's socks.

Well, Sox, she's working on it.

That's good erika - I hope it's not too stressful for you.

ION - headdesk - the stage production:

"hi Sox! we're switching service providers for x and y ... here's all the information you need..."

"Cool... what's the timeline on the shift and do we have the same level of services with the new x and y ?"

"Uhm... we're switching today. And... no idea if we have the same stuff - you can figure it out. Have fun!"

::looks longingly at the power cord for the server::


sarameg - Oct 29, 2007 11:00:45 am PDT #9118 of 10001

I've spent most of the day making myself look stupid. Joy.


Sue - Oct 29, 2007 11:01:06 am PDT #9119 of 10001
hip deep in pie

Sandy the dog is back with it true owners.

My cats are looking at me as if I will pay dearly for this afternoon's house guest.


Kat - Oct 29, 2007 11:02:36 am PDT #9120 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I've spent most of the day making myself look stupid. Joy.

That would be me, everyday.


Trudy Booth - Oct 29, 2007 11:11:12 am PDT #9121 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Sandy the dog is back with it true owners.

Annie and Daddy Warbucks?


tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 11:16:47 am PDT #9122 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Bah. Just had the worst lunch I've had in ages. Ostensibly it was chicken cordon bleu. "Tasteless" would be about the best I could say about it.


erikaj - Oct 29, 2007 11:25:21 am PDT #9123 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

How do you do that? Cardboard chicken? Sox, I hope not either. What happened is that her son(Who kinda sounds like he Ain't Right, but he's eight so it might be hard to tell) got in her car with the extra key and started it, and banged up her car by hitting a power box.(!!) Luckily nothing but her car was hurt. But I rely on her in the morning and stuff. I know it's hard when parents remarry, kid. But draw on the walls or something that Leaves Me Out, right?


megan walker - Oct 29, 2007 11:28:01 am PDT #9124 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I just had the leftovers of my Sous Kitchen Kung Pao Chicken. It came out much better than I thought it would--it really looked and tasted like good Chinese takeout, and held up really well as leftovers.


tommyrot - Oct 29, 2007 11:28:12 am PDT #9125 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are Valhall and Valhalla the same thing?


Kathy A - Oct 29, 2007 11:30:56 am PDT #9126 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

God, I'm tired! When I get like this, all I can think of is the old Bill Cosby routine, about hypnotizing his younger brother, Russell.

"You are sleepy."
"Yes, I am."
"You will go into the bedroom and smack Dad in the face."
audience laughs
He did it, too! I heard [SMACK!!], and then--"What the hell's wrong with you?!?"
And then he came in to get me...