No. You're missing the point. The design of the thing is functional. The plan is not to shoot you. The plan is to get the girl. If there's no girl, then the plan, well, is like the room.

Early ,'Objects In Space'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2007 11:46:39 am PDT #8807 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Great girl geek T-shirt.

I'm having a really hard time not buying this for a friend. I only promised to not buy me clothes for the next little while...and he does need new T-shirts.

No. Not my job.


tommyrot - Oct 26, 2007 11:48:34 am PDT #8808 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Great girl geek T-shirt.

From the link:

Whether this is referring to a server, an Xbox, or, err...a man's package, I'm not quite sure, but surely it should be 'pwnd your box'?!

'Box' can refer to male genitalia?


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2007 11:50:28 am PDT #8809 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

'Box' can refer to male genitalia?

Well, in England they call cricket groin protection a box, but that's as close as I can get it.


aurelia - Oct 26, 2007 11:51:10 am PDT #8810 of 10001
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

This bit from 30 Rock last night was the funniest thing that has aired this season: [link]

OMG. If Alec Baldwin always did Tracy Morgan's part I'd have to start watching that show regularly.


Jesse - Oct 26, 2007 12:00:51 pm PDT #8811 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

'Box' can refer to male genitalia?

In my world, it refers to female genitalia.


Daisy Jane - Oct 26, 2007 12:08:55 pm PDT #8812 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

In my world, it refers to female genitalia

Except for dick in a box.


-t - Oct 26, 2007 12:10:45 pm PDT #8813 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Sometimes a box is just a box.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2007 12:12:03 pm PDT #8814 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Except for dick in a box.

That box is still female in my reading.


sumi - Oct 26, 2007 12:14:38 pm PDT #8815 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

This person is making a nice home-made lunch for their pet hamster.


§ ita § - Oct 26, 2007 12:23:41 pm PDT #8816 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Get mesmerised.