Personally, I couldn't fathom anything worse than goatse.
I mean, let's say you did kill us. Or didn't. There could be torture. Whatever. But somehow you found the goods. What would your cut be?
Mal ,'Out Of Gas'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Trudy Booth - Oct 25, 2007 7:09:54 am PDT #8541 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
Daisy Jane - Oct 25, 2007 7:16:11 am PDT #8542 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
Happy birthday brenda!
If you don't want the fishing cat, can I have it?
Connie Neil - Oct 25, 2007 7:16:18 am PDT #8543 of 10001
brillig
So when do we find out it was somehow all your fault?
Oh, good, someone else said it.
Pix - Oct 25, 2007 7:40:22 am PDT #8544 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
Remember that rage we were talking about earlier? I'm feeling it right now. I really hate when higher-ups make arbitrary decisions. My boss has decreed that we must all be here on campus tomorrow, despite the fact that we're just working on narrative comments. I was really looking forward to sleeping in and avoiding my hellish commute before spending 10 hours writing comments tomorrow. Now I have to be here. Grrrrrr!
juliana - Oct 25, 2007 7:42:04 am PDT #8545 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
Timelies!
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, KATEP!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BRENDA!!
Count me in on the all-cranky all the time list. Grrrr.
Theodosia - Oct 25, 2007 7:47:51 am PDT #8546 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Here is a funny cartoon related to hamsters and weapons, TURN YOUR HAMSTER INTO A FIGHTING MACHINE:
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It is NOT related to ita's links or goatse, and no real hamsters were harmed in the making of it either. I particularly like the look on the face of the hamster in the middle of the page....
Kat - Oct 25, 2007 7:47:58 am PDT #8547 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oddly, I'm not especially ragey. I do get frustrated (durable medical equipment company and insurance company, I'm looking at both of you), but even then it isn't rage. It's just resignation at the stupidity of bureaucracy.
tommyrot - Oct 25, 2007 7:49:39 am PDT #8548 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
TURN YOUR HAMSTER INTO A FIGHTING MACHINE:
That whole thing is a pretty funny parody of D.I.Y. project stuff. Note the safety warnings and "troubleshooting" sections....
Theodosia - Oct 25, 2007 7:50:52 am PDT #8549 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Also you can relieve your rage by picturing yourself stabbing the people who are making you angry with your fighting hamster!
Aims - Oct 25, 2007 7:51:42 am PDT #8550 of 10001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
I am not angry with my fighting hamster.