Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them.

Willow ,'Showtime'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kathy A - Oct 23, 2007 6:53:01 am PDT #8155 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Take care of yourself, ita!! Smashed and hurt-y is not A Good Thing.

Ellie is so cute! Love her smile.

And yes, I too use two spaces between sentences, and can't change it now.

I dropped Mom off at O'Hare this morning, which means I get my bed back tonight--yay! Sleeping on the couch is all right (I do it a lot even without someone else using my bed), but the cat decided to jump on top of me at 1:30 am, and then play with an empty plastic bag at around 3, so I'm pretty tired right now.


juliana - Oct 23, 2007 7:23:59 am PDT #8156 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

ita, be careful!!

Manliness quiz (from Popular Mechanics) - how many of these can you do? 1. Patch a radiator hose - Yup. I've even replaced a radiator by myself. All hail Chilton manuals.
2. Protect your computer - Uh, yeah.
3. Rescue a boater who has capsized - Never had the chance.
4. Frame a wall - Yes.
5. Retouch digital photos - Yes.
6. Back up a trailer - Yes.
7. Build a campfire - Yes.
8. Fix a dead outlet - With the proper tools, which I don't have any more.
9. Navigate with a map and compass - Yes.
10. Use a torque wrench - Yes.
11. Sharpen a knife - Yes.
12. Perform CPR - Yes.
13. Fillet a fish - Yes. Also, euch.
14. Maneuver a car out of a skid - Both a car and a motorcycle.
15. Get a car unstuck - Yes.
16. Back up data - Um, duh?
17. Paint a room - Yes.
18. Mix concrete - Have done.
19. Clean a bolt-action rifle - I've never seen one.
20. Change oil and filter - Yes.
21. Hook up an HDTV - Dude, my TV's 20 years old.
22. Bleed brakes - Yes.
23. Paddle a canoe - Not well. But circles are fun!
24. Fix a bike flat - Yes.
25. Extend your wireless network - Again with the slow adoption of tech.

Do as in "I have successfully done this thing at least once in my life."

from Cut to the Chase - list of self-sufficiency:

Okay, yes to all of these, though the directional one has taken me a while.

I guess I'm very manly?


Daisy Jane - Oct 23, 2007 7:30:46 am PDT #8157 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Yay juliana, my sister in manliness!


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 7:33:55 am PDT #8158 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Flaming Squirrel Blows Up Woman's Car


juliana - Oct 23, 2007 7:37:00 am PDT #8159 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

gives DJ a manly hug and high-five


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 7:40:38 am PDT #8160 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Fish that Live in Trees

Scientists were startled last month when they discovered that mangrove killifish, a fish native to Florida, Central America and the Caribbean, spend weeks of the year living in the rotten branches of trees, fully out of the water. The fish typically live in pools of water made by the roots of mangrove trees. When those pools dry up, however, the fish "flop their way" into rotten branches, using tunnels dug out by insects. There they line up end to end with one another and wait out waterier pastures.


Kat - Oct 23, 2007 7:42:38 am PDT #8161 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

THIS is what I've been saying about Philly all along. Poor ugly post-apocalyptic city.


§ ita § - Oct 23, 2007 7:44:43 am PDT #8162 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Farley pointed out the results don't mean people in Philadelphia are ugly or the city is a bad place to visit

Mighty white of him.

Huh. Haven't used that expression in a while. Feels strange.


megan walker - Oct 23, 2007 7:46:28 am PDT #8163 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

I'm much better on the second list than the first.

I saw "paddle a canoe" and thought "Who couldn't do that?", but then I remembered endless seasons of Survivor and felt very proud of myself.


Kat - Oct 23, 2007 8:06:44 am PDT #8164 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Farley pointed out the results don't mean people in Philadelphia are ugly or the city is a bad place to visit

Except at least one of these points is true enough in my opinion. And since both are opinions...