There's more than one way to skin a cat. And I happen to know that's factually true.

Mayor ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 5:18:26 am PDT #8111 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The manliness quiz is things everyone should know how to do, really.

Yeah. Manliness is more like, "Killing a bear with your bare hands."


lisah - Oct 23, 2007 5:19:09 am PDT #8112 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

The manliness quiz is things everyone should know how to do, really.

Or be able to easily find someone who knows how to do it, right? Because I'm kind of fucked otherwise.


Gudanov - Oct 23, 2007 5:19:11 am PDT #8113 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

Clean a bolt-action rifle? I don't think I need to know how to do that.

You're just not going to be equipped for the post apocalyptic world that's coming.


Amy - Oct 23, 2007 5:19:20 am PDT #8114 of 10001
Because books.

Change a flat, yes. Clean a bolt-action rifle? I don't think I need to know how to do that.

Hey, you never know.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 5:20:19 am PDT #8115 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

A follow-up to yesterday's monkey story: [link]

From the link:

But whatever you do, don't freak out; those who scream, wave their arms, and run away are only going to make the macaques even more aggressive.

Fuck. There goes my monkey attack contingency plan.


Nora Deirdre - Oct 23, 2007 5:20:37 am PDT #8116 of 10001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

No, I know what you meant Gud. No problem.

ION, has anyone noticed since the Firefox update that randomly, you'll be typing BACKWARDS? Is this just me? Is my computer going to 'splode from virii?

This just started today, and my Firefox just updated this morning.


brenda m - Oct 23, 2007 5:21:20 am PDT #8117 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Fuck. There goes my monkey attack contingency plan.

Well, that's where the bolt-action rifle comes in.


tommyrot - Oct 23, 2007 5:21:54 am PDT #8118 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You're just not going to be equipped for the post apocalyptic world that's coming.

Maybe she figures it'll be more of a Road Warrior, bow-and-arrow-instead-of-guns sort of post apocalyptic world...


Dana - Oct 23, 2007 5:22:14 am PDT #8119 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Hey, you never know.

Is this part of the great plan to get everyone living in the Supernatural world? I am not equipped to hunt demons, and I would be very bad at it.

You're just not going to be equipped for the post apocalyptic world that's coming.

Crap. I'm going to be food, aren't I?


Amy - Oct 23, 2007 5:23:53 am PDT #8120 of 10001
Because books.

Is this part of the great plan to get everyone living in the Supernatural world? I am not equipped to hunt demons, and I would be very bad at it.

Damn it. You guessed.