When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Hayden - Oct 21, 2007 10:01:40 am PDT #7795 of 10001
aka "The artist formerly known as Corwood Industries."

Just wanted to say a quick word of thanks, y'all.


ChiKat - Oct 21, 2007 10:23:54 am PDT #7796 of 10001
That man was going to shank me. Over an omelette. Two eggs and a slice of government cheese. Is that what my life is worth?

{{Corwood}} I am so sorry.


Jessica - Oct 21, 2007 10:24:58 am PDT #7797 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Is it to thematic to dress him in his onesie that says, "The animals went in two by two?"

I think it's required.

And really, a live minnow ontop of a mound of sushi rice -- now I am having grand fantasies of chasing your dinner all around the table, as it attempts to flop its way free and back into some body of water, possibly your water glass. Cheap entertainment!!)

I'm poking with a chopstick at a living breathing fish stick / Oh my god, I think it's trying to swim...


Jessica - Oct 21, 2007 10:26:01 am PDT #7798 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

And Corwood, I'm so sorry for your loss. I can't imagine having expected this makes it any easier.


bon bon - Oct 21, 2007 10:30:54 am PDT #7799 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I'm so sorry, Corwood. Peace to your family.


erikaj - Oct 21, 2007 10:38:48 am PDT #7800 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Aw, bunk. Good thoughts to the whole Industries clan(probably best not to mention that I plan to greet you one day by calling you an Austin cocksucker, though. Parents don't usually like that.)


Zenkitty - Oct 21, 2007 10:42:34 am PDT #7801 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

I'm so sorry, Corwood!


§ ita § - Oct 21, 2007 11:05:26 am PDT #7802 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Corwood, I'm so sorry. It looks like he had "extra" time here to be happy.

So wait, divesting the sushi of its exoskeleton and/or scales, and applying a very sharp knife to its guts (I don't care what creature it is, I can't imagine it's sanitary to eat anybody's raw guts), is not enough to kill it?

Sushi isn't defined by the above, for starters. Lee and I have seen a lobster cut in half and the bottom half dressed as sushi served (I typed severed the first time) around the top half which was certainly not dead. Polgara and I saw something similar with some sort of fish. You eat it around it. We've seen crab served leg by leg as the source, so to speak, sat behind the counter still. We've seen a martini glass full of wriggling something, and other sorts of shellfish where they fry one end and serve it with the twitching other end.

It's an endlessly fascinating restaurant.


Cashmere - Oct 21, 2007 11:14:57 am PDT #7803 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Coping~ma for Zenkitty & family.

Corwood, I'm so sorry for your loss. My sympathies to you and your family.


sarameg - Oct 21, 2007 11:40:28 am PDT #7804 of 10001

My condolences to your entire family, Corwood.