Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


askye - Oct 18, 2007 10:56:18 am PDT #7332 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Of course if Hillary is nominated then they are still going to come out in force since they think Hillary eats babies grilled over burning bibles.

And is pimping out Satan.

That's why I hate that Hillary is running.


tommyrot - Oct 18, 2007 10:57:02 am PDT #7333 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Masterbation is cheating on your current (or future) spouse.

My high-school girlfriend considered masturbation to be cheating. i.e. if I masturbated, she would then be justified to sleep with other men, because women can't masturbate.

Yeah, she was a bit... weird.


-t - Oct 18, 2007 10:58:32 am PDT #7334 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I hope she has figured out some of the crucial flaws in her reasoning.


Tom Scola - Oct 18, 2007 10:59:05 am PDT #7335 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

How is it not FRIDAY YET!?!?!

It is if you take Friday off like I am.

I have to work on Friday AND Saturday. And I have to be at work on Saturday at 5:30am.


Gudanov - Oct 18, 2007 11:00:03 am PDT #7336 of 10001
Coding and Sleeping

I have to work on Friday AND Saturday. And I have to be at work on Saturday at 5:30am.

That sucks


Jesse - Oct 18, 2007 11:01:25 am PDT #7337 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Dag, Tom, sounds like you could use a cookie!


Allyson - Oct 18, 2007 11:02:06 am PDT #7338 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

I should send my mom flowers for leaving a brand new copy of Our Bodies, Ourselves on my desk when I got my first period.

Oy. She quit high school to have me, and still? Way smarter than these asswipes.


Allyson - Oct 18, 2007 11:03:23 am PDT #7339 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica

BTW, has anyone here used Jet Blue? Are they really made of awesome in terms of comfort, comparatively?


Connie Neil - Oct 18, 2007 11:04:10 am PDT #7340 of 10001
brillig

It is if you take Friday off like I am.

Frank is me.

However, I did work this past Sunday, so it's not really a day off, just a rearranged weekend.


shrift - Oct 18, 2007 11:04:24 am PDT #7341 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

she would then be justified to sleep with other men, because women can't masturbate.

There's a girl not very in touch with her girl parts. And by that I don't mean porn, because being in touch with her girl parts would have taught her otherwise.