I'd just like to share with everyone I'm having pizza with ham and pineapple for dinner.
Most people is pretty quiet right about now. Me, I see a stiff -- one I didn't have to kill myself -- I just get, the urge to, you know, do stuff. Like work out, run around, maybe get some trim if there's a willin' woman about... not that I get flush from corpses or anything. I ain't crazy.
Jayne ,'The Message'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
sarameg - Oct 16, 2007 1:37:55 pm PDT #7037 of 10001
brenda m - Oct 16, 2007 1:38:22 pm PDT #7038 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
Ooh, yum.
tommyrot - Oct 16, 2007 1:38:42 pm PDT #7039 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
I'd just like to share with everyone I'm having pizza with ham and pineapple for dinner.
Nummy.
There's a pizza place half a block from me that has that....
sarameg - Oct 16, 2007 1:40:22 pm PDT #7040 of 10001
It's the fault of the conversation a few days ago. That and forgetting to pull a chicken breast out of the freezer.
Burrell - Oct 16, 2007 1:40:25 pm PDT #7041 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I have to opine that pizza with pineapple and ham just wrong. Then again, pineapple is mostly wrong in my book, except when it's delicious.
Strega - Oct 16, 2007 2:05:06 pm PDT #7042 of 10001
When a semi-driver is being passed at night, once the vehicle passing him is clear, he'll flash his running lights off and on to let the passing driver know.
I knew that! Of course, sometimes you think they're being nice and helpful because you're passing, and a few minutes later you realize they were actually angrily trying to tell you that your brights are on. And then you want to die of shame.
...or so I've heard. Ahem.
I've found condescendingly calling everyone whose driving irks me "you poor stupid puppies" and ominously narrating their unusual demise helps keep me calm.
A co-worker used to do something similar, and I picked it up. It is better for my blood pressure if I'm talking to the other drivers like they're small children. "Okaaaay, now what do we do when the light turns green? I know you can figure this out. No, not the brake. The accelerator, yes! Keep going, you're almost there! Good job! You get a gold star!"
Kathy A - Oct 16, 2007 2:06:23 pm PDT #7043 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil
I love pineapple and ham, just not on pizza. The only true pizza is sausage and cheese. And maybe a little bit of mushrooms. I have to go grocery shopping on my way home; now I want some pizza.
sarameg - Oct 16, 2007 2:09:25 pm PDT #7044 of 10001
It is better for my blood pressure if I'm talking to the other drivers like they're small children. "Okaaaay, now what do we do when the light turns green? I know you can figure this out. No, not the brake. The accelerator, yes! Keep going, you're almost there! Good job! You get a gold star!"
Yes, this! Exactly.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 16, 2007 2:12:28 pm PDT #7045 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Truck drivers are usually very courteous to others on the road.
That used to be the case, but I've noticed as a lot more truckers hit the road in recent years, the new ones don't seem to have the same courtesy or knowledge of the road's rules as the old-timers. Nor do they have the instinctive understanding of what their 40 ton metal projectiles can and can't safely do.
-t - Oct 16, 2007 2:12:54 pm PDT #7046 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
I just finished some sausage and mushroom pizza. Yum.