Awesome. If you have mind powers, I have a few targets for you.
'Help'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Did I do that with the power of my MIND?
Just imagine how wonderful it would be if you could use your powers for good instead of evil!
Do you have the Chabad people trying to convince the men to wear tefillin or the like? It's like that, only in reverse, in a way?
I think so? That it's like that. I don't have them coming to my door. I have no direct experience with Chabadniks, just secondhand anecdotes from DH from the days when a free meal and use of a shower were very welcome kindnesses.
Cancelling meetings sounds more like good than evil to me. Especially if it helps prevent aggravated assault.
A review of Texas State Fair food items.
OMG, everything looks awesome. Except the root beer.
I mean, FRIED GUACAMOLE?!?!?! That is GENIUS!
(starts searching Kayak for flights to Texas)
If you have mind powers, I have a few targets for you.
My mind powers could be the result of a tumor! It certainly feels like something is squishing my brain.
My mind powers could be the result of a tumor!
Now, now, let's be positive. Maybe you're a Hero!
Also, ow, me too. I think it's time for Tylenol.
Especially if it helps prevent aggravated assault.
To be fair, I didn't want to commit aggravated assault on the guy who called the meeting. It was just a boring, old meeting that I didn't want to attend because I am kind of homicidal right now.
My mind powers could be the result of a tumor!
OMG Pusher! Give my regards to Agent Mulder, will you?
All caught up and nothing to add (except that all the tales of student entitlement are vastly, deliciously appalling, and that who among us didn't already know that the powers of shrift's mind are AWESOME?).
Atheists are often very grumpy and bitter
Oh, dear. Apparently I've been an atheist since I was six, and never knew it.