If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sophia Brooks - Sep 14, 2007 9:33:28 am PDT #575 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

Yay Flea!

That is my big accomplishment this year-- getting my position reclassified and a raise. I also learned to take the bus.


Jesse - Sep 14, 2007 9:34:53 am PDT #576 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had no major life events in the past year, which is just as well, I suppose.

Finally got back from the vet -- I had to wait almost an hour because of an emergency, and I had no book with me! He didn't get the rabies shot, due to not going outside, but she said he needed bloodwork done, which he hasn't had in years, and holy crap, not cheap. He's also supposed to be eating fancy food, because of the tubbiness, but eh. If the bloodwork is fine, I'm really not going to worry about it.


meara - Sep 14, 2007 9:37:22 am PDT #577 of 10001

the next department over had sausage biscuits from Biscuitville (no joke, this is a fast food joint here) this am

Mmm, biscuitville. I miss going to Roxboro solely for Biscuitville...


Theodosia - Sep 14, 2007 9:48:21 am PDT #578 of 10001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

Basically, you disguise a mini-fridge as a stack of cardboard boxes of the type that printer/copier paper comes in.

Don't you think the refrigerator motor humming would give it away? I mean, eventually somebody will figure out that paper reams don't hum.


shrift - Sep 14, 2007 9:49:14 am PDT #579 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Random Rules with Amanda Palmer of The Dresden Dolls

Heart! I love how she makes up elaborate fantasies about killing people and then convinces the objects of potential demise to appear the video she made about her murderous fantasies.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2007 9:53:14 am PDT #580 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Don't you think the refrigerator motor humming would give it away? I mean, eventually somebody will figure out that paper reams don't hum.

Well, you'd have to stash the paper reams in a place where no one gives a fuck about paper reams. Or else in a place where no one will come steal your reams of paper. "Under the desk" (like in the photo) might be a good place. But I suppose eventually, illicit mini-fridges, like murder, will out.


DavidS - Sep 14, 2007 9:59:37 am PDT #581 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Conundrum: more coffee will make my writing time more productive but I'm about this close to having the shaky hands.

Must weigh pros and cons of artful jitters.


tommyrot - Sep 14, 2007 10:01:38 am PDT #582 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Chase the coffee with some booze?


Cass - Sep 14, 2007 10:07:18 am PDT #583 of 10001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

I chose more coffee but I am not sure it was a *wise* choice. I just wanted that last cup.


DavidS - Sep 14, 2007 10:07:32 am PDT #584 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Chase the coffee with some booze?

I've opted for a base layer of oatmeal to slow the absorption.