Actually, I'm spending the day cold-calling personal injury lawyers.
It would be so much more fun if you cold-cocking them instead.
Well, look who just popped open a fresh can of venom.
Xander ,'Empty Places'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Frankenbuddha - Oct 08, 2007 10:45:11 am PDT #5666 of 10001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 10:46:01 am PDT #5667 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
bon bon - Oct 08, 2007 10:46:53 am PDT #5668 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.
That reminds me that I got great response last week when, in an introduction, I used my worst job as my "little known fact": I once had a job telemarketing accidental death and dismemberment insurance.
It wasn't that bad a job, really, but the description puts so many bad things together!!
Oooh. My worst job was a summer working as a receptionist/CSR for a big body shop operation. People had been in car accidents or had their cars in the shop, and they were always frustrated and having to talk to someone who had no idea how their car was. It was awful.
Burrell - Oct 08, 2007 10:50:33 am PDT #5669 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
I forgot to say congrats to Allyson on the adorable addition to the family. Such a cute picture!
Kat - Oct 08, 2007 11:00:38 am PDT #5670 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Oh MAN!
Today is Love your Librarian Day, isn't it?
brenda m - Oct 08, 2007 11:26:11 am PDT #5671 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I knew that BMI stuff was whack: [link]
Polgara - Oct 08, 2007 11:42:01 am PDT #5672 of 10001
Karma is a cat, sleeping in my lap cuz it loves me. ~TS
That reminds me that I got great response last week when, in an introduction, I used my worst job as my "little known fact": I once had a job telemarketing accidental death and dismemberment insurance.
But accidental death and dismemberment is almost as much fun to say as defenestration! When I worked for an insurance broker, I dressed as a victim of accidental death and dismemberment for a company costume party. Sadly, I came in second to a six foot penis and her sidekick, the five foot probe.
Jesse - Oct 08, 2007 12:08:00 pm PDT #5673 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
When I worked for an insurance broker, I dressed as a victim of accidental death and dismemberment for a company costume party. Sadly, I came in second to a six foot penis and her sidekick, the five foot probe.
HAHAHAHA!!!
Kat - Oct 08, 2007 12:12:27 pm PDT #5674 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Polgara, FYI, scrabulous HATES me and won't show me the board. Even with newly involved flash. I wonder if it's an issue of my firewall at school.
SuziQ - Oct 08, 2007 12:14:06 pm PDT #5675 of 10001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
Even with newly involved flash.
Must be the end of a long day. Read this as "Even with newly involved flesh".