Monty: Whaddya mean she ain't my wife? Mal: She ain't your wife... cause she's married to me.

'Trash'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Sue - Oct 08, 2007 9:00:54 am PDT #5632 of 10001
hip deep in pie

(We just got an "educational" email at work about it....)

Say What!

Because of my parent's anniversary, I missed the big turkey meal, which is tonight at my brother's!


flea - Oct 08, 2007 9:01:08 am PDT #5633 of 10001
information libertarian

I am now earwormed with "I've been using Murphy's Oil Soap on this wood floor of mine! Now the dirt is finished but the finish is fine!" It's from an old commerical and to the tune of Turkey in the Straw!


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 9:03:13 am PDT #5634 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Are people aware that today is International Cephalopod Awareness Day?

More: [link]


Tom Scola - Oct 08, 2007 9:03:54 am PDT #5635 of 10001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.

flea, I was doing exactly the same thing!

Cleans everything safe as can be!
Kind to your hands and fresh naturally!
You'll be using Murphy's all the time,
'Cause the dirt is finished but the finish is fine!


JenP - Oct 08, 2007 9:04:45 am PDT #5636 of 10001

Oh, flea. Why?? Even as I read the words, it all came back to me.


Steph L. - Oct 08, 2007 9:07:11 am PDT #5637 of 10001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

Are people aware that today is International Cephalopod Awareness Day?

Can I celebrate with some calamari?


amych - Oct 08, 2007 9:08:18 am PDT #5638 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Can I celebrate with some calamari?

Depends. Do you promise to be aware of it? Because it's hardly celebrating otherwise...


Liese S. - Oct 08, 2007 9:08:20 am PDT #5639 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Can I celebrate with some calamari?

Depends on whether the cephalopod is supposed to be aware or if you're supposed to be aware of it.

eta: Hee, x-post.


Sparky1 - Oct 08, 2007 9:09:54 am PDT #5640 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

Kat, I have another idea ... off to check a different database.


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 9:10:12 am PDT #5641 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Can I celebrate with some calamari?

P.Z. Meyers says that if you do, you'll get no scantily-clad women.....

Somebody has found their way to the inner sanctum of the cephalopod lords, and returned with pictures. Yes, it's true: cephalopod worship, for some reason, involves scantily clad women.

Wait a minute…eating cephalopods? No scantily clad ladies for you, Rick.