It's true -- I randomly bought microwave popcorn because there was a microwave in my room, but I was never in my room hungry!
Next thing you know, I'll be getting the vapours and stuff.
Dude, the vapors would be a huge improvement for you.
Mmm. Wife soup. I must've done good.
Wash ,'War Stories'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Oct 08, 2007 5:24:15 am PDT #5566 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
tommyrot - Oct 08, 2007 5:26:16 am PDT #5567 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
This is hysterical: Worst Halloween Costumes
The costumes are funny, but the text making me cackle. Good thing I'm alone in the office.
§ ita § - Oct 08, 2007 5:30:48 am PDT #5568 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Now I'm all valiumed up, so I'll be bussing it to work again. Good thing I've worked out all the mechanics of it.
Let me tell you, when the screaming in my ears woke me up, I was full panic stations. It was quite pathetic, combining that with peak post-ER anxiety attack time.
Oy.
They were nice at the ER anyway, especially considering I went in wearing my bracelet from the Sunday visit.
Sheryl - Oct 08, 2007 5:34:01 am PDT #5569 of 10001
Fandom means never having to say "But where would I wear that?"
Timelies all!
The wedding was lovely and fun. One highlight: Dancing to "Code Monkey".(when G and I realized what it was we both let out yelps of laughter)
Typo Boy - Oct 08, 2007 5:36:56 am PDT #5570 of 10001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
It would be funnier without the commentary. These guys think Mark Twain and Oscar Wilde weren't funny? And they are? You could make another site making fun of their writing.
Allyson - Oct 08, 2007 5:41:51 am PDT #5571 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
sumi - Oct 08, 2007 5:42:45 am PDT #5572 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!
Awww, they are blindingly cute.
Jesse - Oct 08, 2007 5:46:22 am PDT #5573 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
They are incredibly cute.
shrift - Oct 08, 2007 5:51:32 am PDT #5574 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
I need more caffeine. I can't parse anything. Stupid Monday.
Kat - Oct 08, 2007 5:54:16 am PDT #5575 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Always blame monday.