I was telling GF about the assholes yelling out of cars stories we were sharing the other day and she mentioned the King of A Car-Yelling Assholes. A family friend and her mother were in a parking lot and had some sort of altercation. As they walked away, the guy yelled out, "I CAN SMELL BOTH YOUR BUTTS!"
You never know if a girl's gonna say 'yes', or if she's gonna laugh in your face and pull out your still-beating heart and crush it into the ground with her heel.
Xander ,'Help'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Glamcookie - Oct 04, 2007 7:10:54 pm PDT #5101 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister
msbelle - Oct 04, 2007 7:10:56 pm PDT #5102 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
over here being innocent.
Kat - Oct 04, 2007 7:16:25 pm PDT #5103 of 10001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
I didn't click. I've learned that lesson long ago.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 7:17:40 pm PDT #5104 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
msbelle, don't tell me you clicked on the link.
I tried to watch this week's Chuck. I kinda don't get it. I miss enjoying Smallville. Watching TV in real rime means the ads don't go away.
Yeah, I'm just killing time until my turn in one of my Scrabulous games.
msbelle - Oct 04, 2007 7:24:31 pm PDT #5105 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
it was a link from you and referencing the word wand. no one who has been on this board more than a couple months would even need to to click through that link to know the content.
I'm falling asleep sitting up. must go to bed.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 7:25:39 pm PDT #5106 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Then we're good!
Burrell - Oct 04, 2007 7:56:03 pm PDT #5107 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!
Dang, I'm older than Ed Quinn, why do I feel like Stark is way older than me?
PS I am SO DONE with grading for tonight. Actually I was done over an hour ago but then I had to tuck chillens in bed. Now I need to chuck me in bed, but there might be a bubble bath first.
PSS I can't type, if y'all saw the funny typos I've been making you'd laugh at me. They've either been porny or rude, every one of them.
§ ita § - Oct 04, 2007 7:58:49 pm PDT #5108 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Stark is way much older than me than Quinn is. I'm almost okay with that.
Time for the pb & fig spread on an English muffin. I think tonight there shall also be ROOIBOS!!!
Vortex - Oct 04, 2007 8:00:01 pm PDT #5109 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Don't click ita's link.
oh, like we need a warning.
Liese S. - Oct 04, 2007 8:01:40 pm PDT #5110 of 10001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
Mmm, rooibos! Wait, I think I have some.