If you deem Danish pastry pastry and theoretically can be used for pie, then we have a yeasted pastry precedent.
Well, there are several yeasty breakfast/dessert items -- most cinnamon rolls are made from a yeast recipe -- but a Danish or a cinnamon roll is not a pie. You can fold phyllo dough into a pie pan, and fill it with fillings, and that will not make it a pie. (Phyllo is not yeasty.) You can take raw pasta and dry it in pie-shape, and then fill it and cook it like a self-contained baked ziti, and that will not be pie.
I am so happy there is pineapple in my fridge
Legitimate Pizza toppings include (and are pretty much limited to):
Pepperoni, sausage, onions, peppers, mushrooms, anchovies, olives, meatballs.
The only acceptable cheeses are mozzarella, ricotta if it is white pizza, and the parm you sprinkle on top.
Not quite hell-worthy (because they are arguably modifications of existing toppings) are ground beef, bacon, and tomatos.
As much as I enjoy "burrito pizza" or "bacon cheeseburger pizza" I realize these are anathema (good hint: you've stuck another dish entirely on a pizza).
Similar with broccoli and spinach -- delicious indeed, but entirely too healthy to be on a dang pizza.
And chicken is just wrong wrong wrong
Pineapple works better on chicken than beef. Mmm. Teriyaki chicken sandwiches.
And chicken is just wrong wrong wrong
It's like I don't even know you anymore.
signed, you can pry my BBQ chicken pizza from my cold dead hand
I don't have an opinion of deep dish vs. thin crust. It's all good. The only things I object to on pizza are pineapple, chicken and corn. (I encountered the corn thing a lot in Vancouver, and I think someone once told me it's a popular topping in Japan.)
And chicken is just wrong wrong wrong
What other meat are you going to use on a Thai pizza?
signed, you can pry my BBQ chicken pizza from my cold dead hand
Oh, don't worry, you can keep it.
BARBECUE?@!?!?!?!?!?
Again, see "another dish entirely" rule.
only forms of tomato sauce on pizza. I assumed this went without saying. pesto is at least italian and still pretty wrong.
Barbecue. Oy.
And what is with this weird desire to make pizza sweet? Eat a sundae, whitey.
Pillows can be had at Target for $5+. I happen to know.
Unfortunately, Target is rather out of the way for me this week and I doubt they'll deliver in time.
Shrift, you don't need extra CTA cards if you are traveling together. The card is even smart enough to count multiple transfers.
True. But I'll have to remember to get my family members to pay me for all those passback rides, because I'm kind of poor.
I saw 4-cheese truffle pizzas in Italy. (I don't remember what the 4 cheeses were.) And, I mean, I don't actually like truffles all that much, but, Italy! Home (originally) of the (much different) pizza! Surely that must count for something!
