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Many who have followed the trial have wondered why the Garden’s bosses didn’t just settle the case, whatever its merits. If they had, we might not have had to learn that Stephon Marbury, the team’s star point guard, had sex with a Garden intern (and former “roller-skate-limbo champion”) in his S.U.V., outside a strip club; that Thomas thinks it’s O.K. for a black man, but not for a white man, to call a black woman a bitch (“I’m sorry to say, I do make a distinction”); that Thomas may have sent a Knicks City Dancer into the officials’ locker room to flirt with the referees.

I love her expression here. Babies & toddlers looking dubious = cuteness GOLD!

I like Matilda's expression in "Caketastrophe family tableau" -- like, "Mom, WTF?!? I've *seen* cake in my short life, and THIS is not cake!"

But, the thing is, that isn't even true. The only other cake she's seen is Emmett's cake, and it looked exactly the same. She cannot possibly know that cake doesn't actually look like this -- unless she has a shining Platonic vision deep in her soul of that shimmering Cake that is the perfect fruition of everything toward which mere earthly cakes are striving.

Which may in fact be the case.

Which may in fact be the case.

Heh. You need to take a graphics program and draw a little Matilda thought-bubble with a shimmering cake in it....

Curse my flickr-blocked existence!

Mother of the Year (picture)

It's OK to kill a coworker if they set their phone's ringtone to the Chicken Dance, right?

After you kill the phone.

It's OK to kill a coworker if they set their phone's ringtone to the Chicken Dance, right?

Not just OK - required.

Also, what Dana said.

It's OK to kill a coworker if they set their phone's ringtone to the Chicken Dance, right?

Only if you beat them to death with the phone.