Book: Yes, I'd forgotten you're moonlighting as a criminal mastermind now. Got your next heist planned? Simon: No. But I'm thinking about growing a big black mustache. I'm a traditionalist.

'War Stories'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


JenP - Sep 30, 2007 5:07:11 pm PDT #4085 of 10001

Ha! Jesse that's hysterical. What did they say??? ?


msbelle - Sep 30, 2007 5:08:10 pm PDT #4086 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

There are so many character traits that are similar to me. Freaks the grandparents right out. Well, and then they say COMUPPANCE and smirk.

He does have tiny fists, but only because he is six. His fingers, hands and feet are all long and skinny. My fists on the other hand, perfectly normal-sized.


Sue - Sep 30, 2007 5:09:28 pm PDT #4087 of 10001
hip deep in pie

My best friend when I was little was an adoptee, and it was something her parent's never hid from her. At the same time, I remember having so many conversations with her that were like yours, and sometimes it would take a while for both of us to remember she was adopted.


Trudy Booth - Sep 30, 2007 5:09:47 pm PDT #4088 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

My fists on the other hand, perfectly normal-sized.

for hobbits


Jesse - Sep 30, 2007 5:13:14 pm PDT #4089 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Well, and then they say COMUPPANCE and smirk.

Of course that's as it should be, adopted or no.

Rock of Love: The stripper said sure, she'd share, the nice girl said no way, and he picked the nice girl. Of course, I'm convinced he still thinks the stripper would fuck him over like the girl he wrote "Every Rose Has Its Thorn" about. Because she was a stripper, too.


sarameg - Sep 30, 2007 5:15:53 pm PDT #4090 of 10001

Well, and then they say COMUPPANCE and smirk.

Parents' perogative. Seems appropriate your kid is one that is like you.

I'm glad he's become so intrinsic that he is Your Son. Nature, smature, nurture, shmurture. Parents. Good ones are good ones.


-t - Sep 30, 2007 5:24:26 pm PDT #4091 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I've seen recipes for sooking apples on the grill just like that, paperdol. Takes maybe an hour, maybe half that? Depends how cut up they are, I think.

Love msbelle's story of mac's height. Just love.


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 30, 2007 5:24:54 pm PDT #4092 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

Brothers & Sisters:

While Kitty was wearing that dress she should have asked the talking mice that come with it to grab that guy's camera phone.


DavidS - Sep 30, 2007 5:31:30 pm PDT #4093 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

So on my way driving over to collect JZ at church and go to Matilda's birthday party at her Papou's house, I was going over the cake in my head.

Why did it fall apart? I was focused on the icing, doing two different kinds. Butterscotch for the interior layer and Chocolate on top. But I'd just done Emmett's cake last week and it held together pretty well. Slight breakage but not the total mudslide I had with Matilda's cake. But the recipe was so easy - I just used a mix. Some water, some vegetable oil. I stirred it up and poured out the batter.

And then I realized, all those extra eggs I bought but didn't use.

Yep, cakes made without eggs will not hold.

El Estupido!

When JZ saw the cake she started laughing uncontrollably. Then since she had to carry it in her lap, she'd look down periodically and laugh at the world's most pathetic yet highly chocolatey & butterscotchy cake. She didn't snicker. These were full on belly laughs.

She did that about five times.

And then again when we took it out of the refrigerator to serve. Except that time her dad joined in.

But you know what? Matilda loved it. So there.

It did taste good. Since the bottom layer was so egg-starved it just soaked up all the butterscotch. It was like some fantastically ugly looking British trifle, but with ice cream to make up for the missing richness it tasted good.

They took several pictures of it just to make sure it was immortalized forever.

Matilda received many excruciatingly beautiful and cute items of clothing, none of which will fit her for about six months.

She was in a good mood through the whole proceeding (as is her tendency) and Emmett kept her well entertained.


JenP - Sep 30, 2007 5:37:12 pm PDT #4094 of 10001

Hee. Sounds like a ton of fun, Hec and JZ. Happies to Matilda (I think I'm a little late... but still in time for the party!) Were they digital pictures? Because I really think you should share.