It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Laga - Sep 12, 2007 11:40:46 am PDT #40 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Growing up in Illinois, I thought that you could get all sorts of booze at the grocery stores/liquor stores at all times of the day or night, and was surprised by my sister's reports of Washington state's state-run liquor stores.

Both of our local grocery stores were in Wheaton so we had to buy our booze at the liquor store until the mid eighties.


Glamcookie - Sep 12, 2007 11:41:11 am PDT #41 of 10001
I know my own heart and understand my fellow man. But I am made unlike anyone I have ever met. I dare to say I am like no one in the whole world. - Anne Lister

Add me to the list of peeps glad they are able to get booze in the grocery store. I feel like a criminal or something when I have to go to the booze stores in other states. It's weird.


askye - Sep 12, 2007 11:41:57 am PDT #42 of 10001
Thrive to spite them

Florida you can only buy hard liquor at the package store, there's one with a drive thru here. Actually it closed and then reopened under new ownership becuase the new owners thought the town still needed the Beer Barn.

At the grocery store and convienence store you can buy beer, wine, and wine cooler type drinks (including Jack Daniels brand and Smirnoffs). But not after 2 am. But some grocery stores, like Albertson's have a liquor store attached to them (but not all Albertsons).

We're relatively close to the Florida/Georgia line and right before the line there's a liquor store -- you can't buy alcohol on Sundays in Georgia.


tommyrot - Sep 12, 2007 11:43:25 am PDT #43 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Allen Park police find man's body, guillotine in wooded area

ALLEN PARK, Mich. - The body of a 41-year-old man was found in a wooded area next to a guillotine he built and used to kill himself, police said.

The man, from the Detroit suburb of Melvindale, was discovered Monday by workers from a shopping center near his home.

Allen Park Deputy Police Chief Dale Covert said the roughly six-foot tall guillotine was bolted to a tree and included a swing arm. Covert said police also found several store receipts detailing the materials used to assemble the device.

"I can't even tell you how long it must have taken him to construct," he said. "This man obviously was very determined to end his life."


Fred Pete - Sep 12, 2007 11:44:35 am PDT #44 of 10001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Fraudulent charges on my Citibank Mastercard number.

You've called Citibank about this, right?

Right?


Kathy A - Sep 12, 2007 11:44:51 am PDT #45 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

I'm guessing that Evanston had a similar restriction to Wheaton's for most of the 20th century (being the home of the WCTU). If, OTOH, you grew up in Joliet, steel and coal town with tons of hard-drinking immigrants, you had access to booze.

Oak Park recently opened its first wine-bar that didn't require food to be served--until just a few years ago, the rules didn't allow for liquor to be served at non-restaurants, so there were no bars per se, which is why they're all over in neighboring Forest Park, with one of the highest bars-to-residents ratios in the state.


§ ita § - Sep 12, 2007 11:47:00 am PDT #46 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you figure out how they got your number?

Nope. I asked how they knew these were fraudulent and she said that the magnetic strip info didn't match up. So it sounds like they might have had the number, but other info was different--but I'm not sure what gets put on the strip.

About $400-$500 was charged. My last real charge was the ER, and then they went on a beauty store shopping spree with my info some time afterwards.

Nothing but inconvenience, and I think I only have one thing regularly billed to that account, so I have to make sure I go into my gym and change that before my next payment is due.

You've called Citibank about this, right?

Oh, no.

Citibank called me.


DavidS - Sep 12, 2007 11:48:05 am PDT #47 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Daisy, isn't Adrian married to a Chick?

I am weak. And soon I shall have orange fingers.

Chopsticks!


sumi - Sep 12, 2007 11:49:32 am PDT #48 of 10001
Art Crawl!!!

Adrian is married to Natalie Maines (Manes?) - I think.


P.M. Marc - Sep 12, 2007 11:53:39 am PDT #49 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

Sumi's got it right.