Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


erikaj - Sep 24, 2007 11:13:30 am PDT #2573 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

President A. is smart. He might be a lot of other things, but I can't argue with his bush-assessment.


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 11:17:03 am PDT #2574 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

And he told me, quote, speaking to you, that you've made terrible choices for your people. You've isolated your nation. You've taken a nation of proud and honorable people and made your country the pariah of the world.

Oh hai, don't think you're talking about IRAN there, President Sparky.


juliana - Sep 24, 2007 11:17:13 am PDT #2575 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…

I enjoy the infused vodkas. Ginger, cucumber, mango, pear (Absolut Pear is Teh Num) - all are good.


Sparky1 - Sep 24, 2007 11:17:31 am PDT #2576 of 10001
Librarian Warlord

::runs through thread carrying a sign that says, "Lee, insent!"::

(I don't mean to be antisocial, but work has me by the throat.)


lisah - Sep 24, 2007 11:19:28 am PDT #2577 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I had a horseradish vodka at this Russian place here and it was AMAZING! Spicy and earthy and delicious just served chilled in a shot glass. That was a sippin' vodka.


amych - Sep 24, 2007 11:20:22 am PDT #2578 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

PELLEY: I take it you can't think of anything you like about President Bush.

Is it just me, or is anyone else waiting for the next question to be "George Bush: Great President, or the GREATEST President?"


meara - Sep 24, 2007 11:25:14 am PDT #2579 of 10001

Is it just me, or is anyone else waiting for the next question to be "George Bush: Great President, or the GREATEST President?"

Hah! I am NOW!!

Grr. I sent an email to my apartment building listserv--did anyone want a bookshelf? One is 6'6, one is 6'.

A guy writes back, says yes. I respond, telling him when I'm free. He says "OH, you meant bookSHELVES...I thought they were bookENDS. I don't need bookshelves"

WTF? Six foot bookends??


Sophia Brooks - Sep 24, 2007 11:27:54 am PDT #2580 of 10001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

"OH, you meant bookSHELVES...I thought they were bookENDS. I don't need bookshelves"

I think I am losing my mind, because this just made me laugh to the point of crying actual tears.


Emily - Sep 24, 2007 11:30:50 am PDT #2581 of 10001
"In the equation E = mc⬧, c⬧ is a pretty big honking number." - Scola

Wow. Something is really wrong when I agree with him. Scary.

In other news, Numfar! Do the dance of not-only-no-cancer-but-no-biopsy-even-necessary! Er, for my father. To be clear.

And there was much rejoicing in the land of Emily.

Quiet rejoicing. Which looks a lot like... not rejoicing. So there you are.


Vortex - Sep 24, 2007 11:34:06 am PDT #2582 of 10001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I enjoy the infused vodkas. Ginger, cucumber, mango, pear (Absolut Pear is Teh Num) - all are good.

I can't believe that you didn't mention the cherry!