Never goes smooth. How come it never goes smooth?

Mal ,'Safe'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 8:03:28 am PDT #2479 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I need lunch. French fries are calling me. I ought to resist their siren song.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2007 8:04:34 am PDT #2480 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

BaconSalt!

Gotta love a company whose motto is "We're on a quest to make everything taste like bacon."


amych - Sep 24, 2007 8:05:39 am PDT #2481 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Gotta love a company whose motto is "We're on a quest to make everything taste like bacon."

I do, but I'd rather make everything taste like bacon by adding bacon.

(Sorry, Lee)


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 8:06:35 am PDT #2482 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh dear god. Fries that taste like bacon...there is a heaven.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2007 8:07:50 am PDT #2483 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I'd rather make everything taste like bacon by adding bacon

Ah, but with BaconSalt, you could serve it to Nilly!


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 8:08:29 am PDT #2484 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I was going to mention that despite being pro-bacon all the way, I don't really think it needs to go on everything, but then I got distracted by the awesomeness of the Bacontrepreneurs.


P.M. Marc - Sep 24, 2007 8:15:49 am PDT #2485 of 10001
So come, my friends, be not afraid/We are so lightly here/It is in love that we are made; In love we disappear

I have to get me some BaconSalt.

Man. That looks PERFECT.


Cashmere - Sep 24, 2007 8:16:46 am PDT #2486 of 10001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Mmmm...BaconSalt.


shrift - Sep 24, 2007 8:18:43 am PDT #2487 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Now I'm dying of boredom cancer.


Trudy Booth - Sep 24, 2007 8:19:33 am PDT #2488 of 10001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

I think lower back tattoos are beautiful, not to mention easy to hide.

Very easy to hide. SO easy to hide that if it isn't hidden the bearer of said tatt is, arguably...

Personally I come down on the side of "caught on because it rhymes and the alternative is a frikkin mouthful".