sara, that was totally last week's theme.
Bunnies frighten me.
Anya ,'Help'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 7:40:32 am PDT #2466 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
tommyrot - Sep 24, 2007 7:41:56 am PDT #2467 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
You have GOT to be fucking kidding me 2: WTF Boogaloo.
sarameg - Sep 24, 2007 7:42:07 am PDT #2468 of 10001
I must be living on tape-delay or something.
Sue - Sep 24, 2007 7:42:29 am PDT #2469 of 10001
hip deep in pie
"Dear boss, Once I dreamed I was a butterfly. But perhaps I am a butterfly dreaming I am a person, and everything (you included) are just part of my dream. So I am not coming in to work today, just in case I should suddenly find myself naked."
I once had a roommate who did that several times with class and rehearsal. It was more, "Well I dreamt that I was at class so I thought I had gone."
Last night I dreamt that I went to work, stayed until lunch, then blacked out and found myself at home (but my home was a dorm) at 4:15 with no memory of what I had done that afternoon. I woke up very confused until I realized that I hadn't been to work yet.
§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 7:43:31 am PDT #2470 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
WTF boogaloo is nice and succinct and expressive.
I just fell to the compulsion to drink a can of Coke. Well, more to the compulsion to buy one since I don't think I can drink the whole thing.
I have no idea where that compulsion comes from, although it occurs more often when I have a cold.
eta:
I woke up very confused until I realized that I hadn't been to work yet.
I hate that, because it feels like you're doing it twice.
-t - Sep 24, 2007 7:43:54 am PDT #2471 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Today the tops of my boots are closer to my knees than the hem of my skirt. In opposite directions.
Calf boots with long skirt? From context I'm thinking not. Thigh high boots with miniskirt? Or am I misinterpreting?
I could really use a diagram.
§ ita § - Sep 24, 2007 7:45:01 am PDT #2472 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Miniskirt and calf boots. The boots come to 1" below the knee, the skirt ends 3 or 4" above the knee.
Yeah, the opposite direction thing confused me too. I know there's a way to say it, but I haf no brain. Monday ate it.
-t - Sep 24, 2007 7:48:45 am PDT #2473 of 10001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration
Opposite directions from the knee. Got it now. What you said was probably perfectly clear to anyone who isn't me, I just got stuck thinking about it wrong way round.
Pix - Sep 24, 2007 7:53:57 am PDT #2474 of 10001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
The whole "tramp stamp" thing annoys the heck out of me. Putting a tattoo on my body, lower back or not, is not about YOU, people. (Not talking to you all, obviously--talking about the general "you" who assume all women with lower back tats are trampy.) I think lower back tattoos are beautiful, not to mention easy to hide.
juliana - Sep 24, 2007 7:56:29 am PDT #2475 of 10001
I’d be lying if I didn’t say that I miss them all tonight…
if I can see the top of your ass crack, it's trampy.
I think that with or without a tattoo.
Good gods, yes. And WTF is so "Raunch Culture" about the word "chick"?? Though I do agree with Levy's assertion here:
"A tawdry, tarty, cartoon-like version of female sexuality has become so ubiquitous, it no longer seems particular."