I fed off a flowerperson, and I spent the next six hours watchin' my hand move.

Spike ,'Same Time, Same Place'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


quester - Sep 23, 2007 3:49:00 pm PDT #2351 of 10001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

Emmett and Matilda

They love each other.

Soooo adorable!!!


§ ita § - Sep 23, 2007 3:58:06 pm PDT #2352 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He'll let you bask, won't he, Hec? But not borrow. That's how he looks. I mean, you can play with her, but you can't borrow her.


Zenkitty - Sep 23, 2007 3:58:19 pm PDT #2353 of 10001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Photos of Emmett and Matilda are wonderful!

I've read days worth and can't remember specifics, so I offer ~ma and yays and glitter to all.

I did note to myself that I wanted to chime in with this:

I think there have been some weird anecdotes where flatlining patients have described events in a surgery theatre that they couldn't have observed from their prone (and at the time, DEAD) position,

My stepfather said this happened to him when he flatlined during open-heart surgery. After he woke, he asked the surgeon who was the other guy in the operating room who died on the table. Turned out it was him. Apparently he told the surgeon exactly what he'd said while it was happening, and freaked the doctor right out. My stepfather was a singularly unimaginative man, and was surprised when I told him that other people had reported similar things. I don't have any idea what did happen, but I don't think he was lying. I might think that he just came out of anesthesia a little, except that he was clinically dead at the time. I dunno. Things like this fuck with my worldview. And that story about the blue-jean girl gave me creeps. I get creeps easily. I'd really like to think that every time I felt "haunted" it was just a subsonic hum from something.


billytea - Sep 23, 2007 3:59:27 pm PDT #2354 of 10001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Are alligators only in the western hemisphere?

Interestingly, no. There are Chinese alligators too. But not African ones.


msbelle - Sep 23, 2007 4:00:17 pm PDT #2355 of 10001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

mac is completely going to bed by himself now. Such a joy. Grandparents visit in April and the surgery resulted in steps back in the nightly rituals, but we are back on. Next up, complete bath time by himself (we are about 50% there). WHEE!


tommyrot - Sep 23, 2007 4:02:05 pm PDT #2356 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Interestingly, no. There are Chinese alligators too. But not African ones.

And then there's the Antarctic alligators, which are rarely seen as they hibernate 12 months out of the year....


tommyrot - Sep 23, 2007 4:05:19 pm PDT #2357 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Hippy, playboy Jesus ad riles Belgian bishops

BRUSSELS (AFP) - Catholic bishops in Belgium have protested a TV ad depicting a pot-bellied, hippy Jesus performing miracles and picking up scantily-clad girls up in a nightclub, a church spokesman said Friday.

"We have expressed our disapproval to the president of RTL's administrative council" Jacques Santer and the ethical advertising body, demanding the withdrawal of this publicity campaign, Father Eric de Beukelaer told AFP.

RTL, one of the biggest media groups in Europe, is running the ad on its main Belgian channel to promote Plug youth television, portrayed in the offending item as the coolest thing that even Jesus, with all his powers, could hope for.

Oh come on - that's funny!

eta: Video of the offending commercial: [link]

eta²: OK, maybe more funny in concept....


DavidS - Sep 23, 2007 4:07:06 pm PDT #2358 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

He'll let you bask, won't he, Hec? But not borrow. That's how he looks. I mean, you can play with her, but you can't borrow her.

I'm not sure if I can explain it but his ownership of Matilda does not exist on the same plane as a parent's ownership. He understands the parent-child relationship, but that is completely moot to his particular (clearly superior in his mind) Emmett-Matilda thing.

He is very certain that he loves her more than any other person could possibly love her, but we are free to change her diapers.

He does get excited at each little accomplishment. He's very proud of her.


§ ita § - Sep 23, 2007 4:14:45 pm PDT #2359 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I think I don't like the ad because Jesus is a dork.

that is completely moot to his particular (clearly superior in his mind) Emmett-Matilda thing.

That's totally charming. My relationship to my sister was that her brain was my playground (I think her birth bumped my reading levels up a few grades because I needed to read the child development books to properly work with her), but I don't know if I liked her. She just wasn't anyone else's playground but mine, and I was willing to beat the shit out of people to make that clear.


brenda m - Sep 23, 2007 4:17:43 pm PDT #2360 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Is anyone watching the Family Guy Star Wars thing? It's totally cracking me up.