Mal: Zoe, why do I have a wife? Jayne: You got a wife? All I got is that dumbass stick sounds like its raining. How come you got a wife?

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Dana - Sep 20, 2007 11:09:51 am PDT #1903 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Where did you go, friend? But when was he ginger?

He is in my head. It may not reflect reality.


Kathy A - Sep 20, 2007 11:11:24 am PDT #1904 of 10001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Does having a Secret Celebrity Boyfriend, but only as he was long before I was born, count? Because one of my first serious lustings-after was for Burt Lancaster as seen in The Crimson Pirate. What a yummy bare-chested former gymnast he was in that movie!


Ginger - Sep 20, 2007 11:29:00 am PDT #1905 of 10001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I've had a crush on Henry Adams for 20 years.

How did TicketMaster manage to get this seeming monopoly?

My theory is pact with the devil.

I used to work with a guy named Ellery Queen.


Susan W. - Sep 20, 2007 11:35:42 am PDT #1906 of 10001
Good Trouble and Righteous Fights

OK, glad I'm not the only one. (My crush is the 1st Duke of Wellington. Which is probably not terribly surprising to anyone who knows me. OK, yes, I find some of his political views obnoxious, but he was all snarky and spicy-brained. And hot!)


erikaj - Sep 20, 2007 11:36:48 am PDT #1907 of 10001
Always Anti-fascist!

Oh, I bet I have, Susan. Not across centuries, probably.


DavidS - Sep 20, 2007 11:37:17 am PDT #1908 of 10001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Has Hec been moonlighting as a Today Show producer?

People are stealing my brainwaves again!

::borrows Liese's foil lined collander hat::


lisah - Sep 20, 2007 11:43:57 am PDT #1909 of 10001
Punishingly Intricate

I used to work with a guy named Ellery Queen.

That's the second time Ellery Queen has come up in my (internet-based) life today. hilarious.

I used to live with a guy named Rutherford Hayes.


JZ - Sep 20, 2007 11:44:54 am PDT #1910 of 10001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.

My Dead Celebrity Boyfriends include Young Michael Redgrave (oh so pretty and snarky in The Lady Vanishes), Youngish Jimmy Stewart (had I been Kate Hepburn's character in Philadelphia Story, I would've ditched Cary for him in a hot second), and Young/Youngish/hell, any age at all Humphrey Bogart.

Seriously Dead Celebrity Boyfriend (really, way deader than yours, Susan): John Donne. Totally the Prince of 17th-century England.


Ailleann - Sep 20, 2007 11:46:17 am PDT #1911 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda

(had I been Kate Hepburn's character in Philadelphia Story, I would've ditched Cary for him in a hot second)

WORD.


megan walker - Sep 20, 2007 11:54:17 am PDT #1912 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Young Michael Redgrave (oh so pretty and snarky in The Lady Vanishes)

Love.