Buffy: How bored were you last year? Giles: I watched 'Passions' with Spike. Let us never speak of it.

'Beneath You'


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Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Sep 19, 2007 12:26:50 pm PDT #1714 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Honestly, the Emmys this year was like "Rescue Dawn." -- Mindy Kaling.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 12:46:11 pm PDT #1715 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Jamaica used to house the pirate capital of the world. Then there was an earthquake and half of it fell into the ocean. The pirate Henry Morgan ended up our Lieutenant General. We have a weird-not-romantic relationship with the whole piracy thing.

I have no Halloween costume ideas! (anyone who suggests anything lapine will be walking the plank toot sweet, mate) I need help.

Bumped (though not literally, for his sake) into a krav associate near work today--he has a ruptured disc in his neck and has been floating in a sea of Percocet for two weeks now. I hurt for this man. We're pain buddies--he gets severe migraines--worse than mine, but less frequent. He just recovered from shoulder surgery--my first reaction to the news of his neck was "But he didn't get enough surfing in!" That was one of his first reactions too, apparently. I feel so awful for him. And he's getting married in a couple months. Life is not fair. Why can't it be fair?


Burrell - Sep 19, 2007 12:54:50 pm PDT #1716 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Seriously ita, way to go hampering our fun and all. FINE. Don't be a bunny. You could cover yourself in syrup and glue and go as a sticky situation.


Atropa - Sep 19, 2007 12:56:16 pm PDT #1717 of 10001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

I have no Halloween costume ideas! (anyone who suggests anything lapine will be walking the plank toot sweet, mate)

Oh sure, break Clovis' fuzzy heart.


beekaytee - Sep 19, 2007 12:58:17 pm PDT #1718 of 10001
Compassionately intolerant

You could cover yourself in syrup and glue and go as a sticky situation.

Or cover a black shirt with photos from any one of your many eye-candy sites and go as a babe magnet.


§ ita § - Sep 19, 2007 12:59:07 pm PDT #1719 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I was thinking a sheet of gauze across my face and go as a thinly-veiled threat, to steal from my Sang Sacré self.

Hey...there's always next year for the rabbit thing. Or something.

I'd actually go as a Playboy Bunny, but someone already did a couple years ago.

????. The text description of the product isn't work safe, although the picture is. Well, I get a bum-washer ad in the left column, which I hate and think is well inappropriate, so there's that.


brenda m - Sep 19, 2007 1:00:16 pm PDT #1720 of 10001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

We're pain buddies--he gets severe migraines--worse than mine, but less frequent.

There's a worse?

I don't want to contemplate.


bon bon - Sep 19, 2007 1:02:16 pm PDT #1721 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

I used to always go as a spy, though it's not terribly clever. Halloween kind of got ruined for me when it turned slutty, and I haven't worn a costume since college.


bon bon - Sep 19, 2007 1:04:24 pm PDT #1722 of 10001
It's five thousand for kissing, ten thousand for snuggling... End of list.

The text description of the product isn't work safe, although the picture is. Well, I get a bum-washer ad in the left column, which I hate and think is well inappropriate, so there's that.

This is one of those things where its cleverness wars with its utter stupidity.


Burrell - Sep 19, 2007 1:04:42 pm PDT #1723 of 10001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

I feel so vanilla. I'm trying to play Spot the Dildo, and I can't.