Also in food news (yes, I'm procrastinating by catching up on my blogs), today is National Cheeseburger Day! If you are thinking of celebrating but are worried about mad cow disease, why not try having your cheeseburger with a side of cannabis?
Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.
Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 54: Right here, dammit.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jessica - Sep 18, 2007 7:58:23 am PDT #1363 of 10001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
§ ita § - Sep 18, 2007 8:00:46 am PDT #1364 of 10001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Dear god, how does Colin get so much action? I swear...
Kat, you know I'm hurting for you on this childcare thing. I wish I could be of some use.
Ailleann - Sep 18, 2007 8:01:24 am PDT #1365 of 10001
vanguard of the socialist Hollywood liberal homosexualist agenda
Dear god, how does Colin get so much action?
Cause he's adorable?
flea - Sep 18, 2007 8:02:26 am PDT #1366 of 10001
information libertarian
No, I don't even have cable! I think it can be explained by the fact that I was dreaming about ita, and my husband and I were kind of snuggling in our sleep (it was COLD last night!) and that got transferred into the dream world. Also my husband is basically built like the fellow - tall and lanky.
Jesse - Sep 18, 2007 8:03:07 am PDT #1367 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
today is National Cheeseburger Day!
I'm totally having a cheeseburger for dinner in celebration!! OK, I would have had a cheeseburger for dinner anyway, before I even knew, but still.
amych - Sep 18, 2007 8:05:06 am PDT #1368 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
Cause he's adorable?
Cause he's Hot Lunch.
shrift - Sep 18, 2007 8:05:10 am PDT #1369 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty
Still have the plague. Spent an hour on a conference call this morning trying to understand a PPT presentation on our new benefits for 2008.
Allyson - Sep 18, 2007 8:07:07 am PDT #1370 of 10001
Wait, is this real-world child support, where the money goes to buy food for the kids, or MRA fantasyland child support where the women just buy Ferraris and cocaine? -Jessica
I keep googling like a mad woman for you, Kat.
What about an ad on Craigslist?
I know it's short notice to be checking references and such. But maybe?
I don't know if I can get Friday to take care of Noah, what hours do you need?
Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 18, 2007 8:16:08 am PDT #1371 of 10001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
If there is a crazy person within about square mile of me, they tend to find me and strike up a conversation. People have witnessed this many times. It's like a superpower, only, well, one that sucks.
Ah, one of the great joys in life is that my invisibility to waiters and hostesses reverses itself in the presence of a muttering schizophrenic homeless person or junkie panhandler. You can watch their heads pop up and turn toward me as I walk by like dogs hearing an ultrasonic whistle.
NoiseDesign - Sep 18, 2007 8:19:06 am PDT #1372 of 10001
Our wings are not tired
Matt, we should never travel together, there would be crazy people from other countries hijacking planes to come and talk to us.