Wash: Well, I wash my hands of it. It's a hopeless case. I'll read a nice poem at the funeral. Something with imagery. Zoe: You could lock the door and keep the power-hungry maniac at bay. Wash: Oh, no, I'm starting to like this poetry idea now. Here lies my beloved Zoe, my autumn flower, somewhat less attractive now she's all corpsified and gross...

'Shindig'


Natter 54: Right here, dammit.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2007 11:18:54 am PDT #1129 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The other Morlocks have been off on missions to steal office supplies from various parts of the building. I have been ordered to pilfer certain items any time I venture out of the sub-sub-sub-basement.

This could be the beginnings of a reality TV show....


megan walker - Sep 17, 2007 11:20:05 am PDT #1130 of 10001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Since this seems to be a running theme...

Morlock? Please to explain.


amych - Sep 17, 2007 11:21:17 am PDT #1131 of 10001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

Morlocks: [link]

eta: if this means that Shrift's department is going to start killing and eating management, then we have indeed struck reality-show gold.


tommyrot - Sep 17, 2007 11:22:59 am PDT #1132 of 10001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

You look mahvelous in that red-eyed rat stole

Bigger picture of rat stole: [link]


shrift - Sep 17, 2007 11:23:31 am PDT #1133 of 10001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I'm a very well-dressed urchin working for Jimmy the Hand.


Daisy Jane - Sep 17, 2007 11:24:39 am PDT #1134 of 10001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

Our regional meeting is football themed thus the spirit sticks and pom poms and dear lord but this is going to be asstastic.

I loves me some football, but I have trouble showing team spirit if it doesn't involve alcohol and cursing at the teevee.


Laga - Sep 17, 2007 11:26:00 am PDT #1135 of 10001
You should know I'm a big deal in the Resistance.

Our regional meeting is football themed

sounds like an episode of The Office.


Dana - Sep 17, 2007 11:30:15 am PDT #1136 of 10001
I'm terrifically busy with my ennui.

Is anyone going to try to catch K-ville tonight?

Yes. I rather expect to hate it, but we'll see. Also, I have no idea when I'll actually get to watch it, since I'm booked with rehearsals and stuff for literally two weeks straight, every night.


meara - Sep 17, 2007 11:30:54 am PDT #1137 of 10001

Dude! I've been to that lesbian bar in Orlando! It was...sketch. I'm sad it closed though. I think it's true it's not the only place you go anymore, but it's definitely still a thing to HAVE! Geez.


Jesse - Sep 17, 2007 11:31:48 am PDT #1138 of 10001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I got a stalkerish email from Amazon telling me that since I like crime fiction, I should watch K-Ville.