Also, WTF is a Christopher Columbus Costume

A t-shirt that says, "China New World or Bust!"

New World or Bust!

See, if a woman was wearing that I'd think it was some kind of come-on.

Emily, maybe you should show these kids Office Space, and at the end of the movie, tell them they're going to end up like Milton Waddams.

And I wasn't really an underachiever.

They are nuts for calling that one of the worst dresses, it's very elegant.

I agree, but that is not a great (non-)color for her. Otherwise, I thought all of the "worsts" deserved to be there. I didn't agree with a few of the bests either, especially the two GA women and Eva Longoria. Also, Minnie Driver should not wear yellow. Happy to see all that color though.

More importantly, Happy Birthday Lee!! Thanks for letting us celebrate with you yesterday.

And Happy Birthday Phoenix!!!

But then I am very lazy, and not working is much easier than working.

At least in this case, 5 minutes' work on Friday would have saved him 15 minutes of me hovering and badgering. Plus, they're going to have to do it before they get to touch the balsa wood. So I think I've got the laziness aspect covered.

Well, I'll keep trying. I just know that punishment's not going to do it, but I have no idea what will. Perhaps my constant annoying supervision.

Also, I cannot get to those yahoo pictures at all, even from the front page. It is driving me crazy!

Emily, maybe you should show these kids Office Space, and at the end of the movie, tell them they're going to end up like Milton Waddams.

Of course, it's always the kids who are dead certain they're never going to work in an office -- they're too smart and creative, you see. They'll probably own their own companies, or be freelance consultants, or fix cars.

I sort of feel that I was a do nothing because I thought it was cooler that way so I am not sure anything would have motivated me, since I got good grades with fairly minimal effort. It might have motivated me if I got unacceptable grades, frankly.

This is me throughout high school and college, but I'm lazy by nature. I would work hard in class, because I had to be there. But getting me to do homework was like pulling teeth.

Hayden Panettiere's dress seems...well, she's just so cheerful. I think that alone should get her off a worst-dressed list. It's a horrible dress, though.

A lot of drapey stuff, which means you have to be uberthin, because the slightest bit of actual flesh is magnified by the satin cling.

Was that a peekaboo hole in the dress of the woman playing Calli from Grey's Anatomy? Naughty woman.

That guy from The Office (shut up--it's early and I have a cold and no brain) needed to do more than just wear a suit. He looks so terribly normal.

I was talking to the guy I plan to hide behind at this November wedding (he's going to be a groomsman, I just know it--totally fucking with my hiding plan), and he may buy a new tie for the wedding. He has the one suit, and the one sort of shirt, so the tie is the only place he gets to (and cares to) do anything interesting.

So. Not. My. World. I keep remembering more dresses I've never worn.

Happy Birthday, Lee!!

And Phoenix!

I do not like Heidi Klum's lipstick/dress combo. Or Marcia Cross' dress.