Joyce: Dawn, you be good. Xander: We will. Just gonna play with some matches, run with scissors, take candy from some guy, I don't know his name.

'Beneath You'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Ginger - Oct 08, 2012 6:31:27 pm PDT #9311 of 11831
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Okay, I am watching Bones, and that trick with the plane would not fly (pun entirely intended)

Also, it takes at least several weeks for bone damage to show up from bone infection.


Jesse - Oct 09, 2012 2:09:11 pm PDT #9312 of 11831
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I'm so excited I went straight from watching Storage Wars to Castle!


EpicTangent - Oct 09, 2012 2:22:50 pm PDT #9313 of 11831
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Okay, I am watching Bones, and that trick with the plane would not fly (pun entirely intended)

Also, it takes at least several weeks for bone damage to show up from bone infection.

See, these particular technicalities got past me (okay, I wondered a bit about the infection), but I'm just getting so irritated by the increasingly dumbass interactions between Booth and Bones (Angela and Hodgins to a lesser degree) - I finally figured out what it was reminding me of - it's like they got awards-show writers to write all the "personal" dialogue - awkward segues, stilted dialogue. I still love the show...but I kinda don't remember why. Or maybe that's it - I remember loving it and I'm hanging with it on the basis of our past...


Morgana - Oct 09, 2012 6:07:03 pm PDT #9314 of 11831
"I make mistakes, but I am on the side of Good," the Golux said, "by accident and happenchance.ā€ ā€“ The 13 Clocks, James Thurber

so irritated by the increasingly dumbass interactions between Booth and Bones

I picked up the show about two minutes in and was mystified as to why every other sentence out of Brennan's mouth started with "When "I'm president....". Turns out there was no real plot point, it was just the writers' McGuffin of the week. Then I saw the preview for the next new episode, where she has apparently decided to show approval by slapping all her male interns on the ass. Who is this woman? Who are the writers?


Vortex - Oct 10, 2012 4:19:50 pm PDT #9315 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Is that McKenzie Phillips on Criminal Minds?


EpicTangent - Oct 11, 2012 8:41:01 am PDT #9316 of 11831
Why isn't everyone pelting me with JOY, dammit? - Zenkitty

Can somebody PLEASE send a memo to the casting people on CSI - if there's ONE actor that we REALLY recognize, we KNOW who the killer is! Can we either hire some Fake-out Knowns or give some more Unknowns some work?

Signed, Not entirely sure why I bothered to finish the episode, when I knew Arye Gross did it, pretty much the second he appeared on my TV.


Vortex - Oct 11, 2012 1:12:12 pm PDT #9317 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I feel you ET. There are some legendary character actors who always play evil, so you know what's up right away.


erin_obscure - Oct 11, 2012 1:22:10 pm PDT #9318 of 11831
Occasionally Iā€™m callous and strange

One of the things I really appreciated about _Southland_ was the realism of the forensic backlogs and the resulting frustration of detectives with lab techs.


billytea - Oct 12, 2012 3:02:17 am PDT #9319 of 11831
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

That was cute. Quote from Waking the Dead:

"Are you busy?"
"I've got seven corpses to examine."
"And a penguin."


shrift - Oct 14, 2012 5:00:59 pm PDT #9320 of 11831
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I finally gave myself permission to stop watching CSI.