Wesley: Perhaps the whole point of this experiment is hair. Gunn: I vote he's not in charge.

'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


sj - Mar 16, 2012 9:28:02 am PDT #8752 of 11831
"There are few hours in life more agreeable than the hour dedicated to the ceremony known as afternoon tea."

Did anyone watch the premiere of missing last night? I wasn't that impressed.


sumi - Mar 16, 2012 2:01:43 pm PDT #8753 of 11831
Art Crawl!!!

Yeah, it kind of missed. Too bad - the cast is good and am I crazy or was that Gillian Anderson playing the CIA boss?


Vortex - Mar 17, 2012 5:28:35 pm PDT #8754 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

So, I'm watching an episode of Blue Bloods that I recorded a few weeks ago, and I was very amused to realize that Tom Wopat had a guest role. He has not aged as well as John Schneider.


§ ita § - Mar 19, 2012 2:57:16 pm PDT #8755 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Okay, I know this is entirely trivial, but I decided to play along as I watched CSI Miami, and fact check, since it was tennis, and I like tennis.

So they said something I thought sounded spurious, and I would doublecheck my assumptions--each pro uses a unique (red flag word) string tension, and there's a website that lists them. How likely is that going to be? Seriously?

OMG. So fucking wack. Seriously. Now, if they were looking at a combo of racquet brands and strings they might have a start, but players have a starting tension, and move from there. Plus, der, they have to have racquets restrung all the time. Tension doesn't *stay* at what they set it at. You play, you lose tension.

Also, there are a shitload of pros. Of course some of them are going to use the same tension. Which will not be measured to two decimal points. For christ's sake.

Okay, that was your irrelevant diatribe about a show that's never accurate anyway. I think I feel a little better, but somehow...still watching...there's no curing me.


-t - Mar 19, 2012 3:10:52 pm PDT #8756 of 11831
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I'm glad you looked into it. For some reason, knowing that a show I don't even watch is that ridiculous with its "facts" is strangely comforting.

Why that should be I can't imagine, but I'm not going to examine it too closely.


Toddson - Mar 20, 2012 4:57:35 am PDT #8757 of 11831
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

And - to inject even more reality - I imagine that in Miami's humidity the strings would loosen up just sitting around. Unless they have climate-controlled storage, like some people have for their wine.


§ ita § - Mar 20, 2012 7:18:54 am PDT #8758 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Unless they have climate-controlled storage, like some people have for their wine.

Which, ya know, you're not going to do for a bloody tennis racquet. You just have the thing restrung. In Miami, I'm sure you can have that done in about as many places as you can have a key cut.

It just seemed weird--it's not like they picked something even vaguely obscure or hard to research. Tons of people play tennis. I don't even play tennis, and I knew it was crap.

The mystery on Castle didn't grab me very much, but the relationships were cool. I do like Ryan finding out he's just too happy to be attractive--I'm glad they raised the cliche of married men being more attractive, not less, because I thought that was weird. And I do wonder if Castle finding out Beckett wanting to be a lawyer is going to go anywhere. They certainly seemed to linger on it.

However, I was more grabbed by the preview for next week and the reveal of Kate knowing he's in love with her the whole time than by any part of the case this week.


Una - Mar 20, 2012 7:28:25 am PDT #8759 of 11831
when i die, please bake my ashes into a brick and use me to hit fascists.

As soon as Ryan took his ring off, I thought, "that's going to get lost" (he was standing by the elevator! There's a ring-sized gap for things to drop down the shaft!) So I'm glad that once again Castle did not go for the easy cliche. I should know better by now than to expect such things from these writers!

Still nervous, however, about how next week's going to go. (Fortunately, I also know that promos seldom bear any resemblance to the actual show.)


aurelia - Mar 20, 2012 12:22:16 pm PDT #8760 of 11831
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Still nervous, however, about how next week's going to go.

I expect some serious angst. And, I hope, another therapy session.


Toddson - Mar 20, 2012 12:39:48 pm PDT #8761 of 11831
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

ooh ... wouldn't it be fun if there were a Castle/Bones crossover to bring in Stephen Fry as a therapist?