I caught that - on scene, with the security guard's body, he pulls out his cell phone and takes a picture of "tire tracks in the water" and then Willows ... 'cause she looks good?!?
'Ariel'
Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.
This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]
I had, at one point, worked out an argument for why CSI is the opposite of a procedural for its disregard for procedure and inconsistency with its own rules, but that may be going too far. It's always been a loose cannon, though.
There were tire tracks in the water? Heh.
I had created my own list of CSI universe truths:
- DNA contamination is a non-issue
- Zoom! Enhance! Rotate!
- Lab people perform interviews and regularly shoot people
You know, that sort of stuff. I'd been lazily figuring they were consistent with those. Well, Orange excluded--their main consistency is being crappy. I swear I just saw a promo where Horatio said "It must be twins!" and all I can think is--you did that already. You extra did that. Colin's ep had doubles and triplets. There are no bigger lampshades.
I admit, once I made my peace with their break from reality I didn't worry about in-universe consistency. That could be slipping and I would never know.
Orange excluded--their main consistency is being crappy.
And orange. Very, very orange.
Part of my brain keeps crying out for order, even if it hasn't been trained to expect it. You should see my list of demands for The Vampire Diaries.
For some shows, all I expect is what one critic said about a show from many, many years ago: "it's brightly colored and moves fast" (for ita ! I'll accept "brightly coloured")
I am truly grateful for whatever switch in my brain can send up the "Oh, this is nonsense!" alert systemwide and shutdown most calls for order. It's obviously what's letting me enjoy Ringer so much (although now my critical faculties are all tied up trying to figure out to what extent everyone involved in that show gets how hilarious it is)
I'm watching the most recent CSI, and wow, you people are not kidding about suspension of disbelief.