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Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


§ ita § - Jan 17, 2012 2:18:20 pm PST #8602 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, the person who does Subway product placement does not get paid enough. Jesus Christ. That was @@^max.

I hate when Wil Yun Lee isn't attractive, but actors gotta act. Still, if you have to go way back for cute, Dante is a good place to end up. At least he's sexy and evil in this exercise. OMG, Ian Anthony Dale as I live and type.

Thank *dog* for the casting diversity in this one show, although apparently black people don't spend much time on the islands, or if they do, they're observing the law.


aurelia - Jan 17, 2012 6:50:55 pm PST #8603 of 11831
All sorrows can be borne if you put them into a story. Tell me a story.

Is Castle going to start putting an X on his window with masking tape? I'm totally calling the mystery man Deep Throat now.


Toddson - Jan 18, 2012 5:36:30 am PST #8604 of 11831
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Next week's Castle looks promising (I like the lighter, humorous ones).


-t - Jan 18, 2012 5:55:37 am PST #8605 of 11831
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I don't love the conspiracy stuff, but I liked getting to know Captain Gates a little better.

The Subway placement in H50 was amazing. They aren't afraid to smack you in the face with it, that's for sure.


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 7:09:20 am PST #8606 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I just watched the clip of Abed on Cougartown (bear with me) and the Subway was just as blatant. I didn't know they extended the obvious past Chuck. Good god. It's worse than most of the car placement. At least it's a little more deftly integrated than the Degree antiperspirant in Eureka (the gold standard), but still. It's everywhere. They're the whores of sandwiches.

And they don't taste as nice as Quiznos.


-t - Jan 18, 2012 7:25:57 am PST #8607 of 11831
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

I admit, I often find the really obvious product placements kind of endearing. Depending more on my affection for the show than the product being placed, which is, I guess, the whole point. So, well done marketing people, I suppose.

But then I rarely go out and buy said products, so maybe not so well done?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 7:42:52 am PST #8608 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The only product placement that's worked on me is having Neal Caffrey drink Ketel One. Normally I'm a Grey Goose girl, but one of the last times I was specifying the good stuff for my gimlet, I was briefly possessed by the spirit (NPI) of Neal, and got Ketel One instead. It was quite tasty.

Subway can go stick it up their rear, and the only car I'd buy because of its appearance on a show would be a black 67 MustangIMPALA, and only if I'd also married a mechanic with lots of time on his hands.

I'm glad Degree helped pay for my best friend's house, but I'm more particular about my deodorant than to respond to that. These are my pits we're talking about.


-t - Jan 18, 2012 7:46:26 am PST #8609 of 11831
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Mustang, not Impala?


§ ita § - Jan 18, 2012 7:58:07 am PST #8610 of 11831
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

That's what I get for typing while I'm talking on a conference call. I hope I didn't say anything about angel sex on the phone, because that was the other thing on my mind.


Connie Neil - Jan 18, 2012 8:23:16 am PST #8611 of 11831
brillig

In one of the Hot Shots spoof movies, they're in the Rambo-esque monastery for the big fight, and they've got a Subway in the lobby of the monastery. It was very funny. They at least know when to laugh at themselves.