Poor Buffy. Your life resists all things average.

Willow ,'First Date'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Barb - Jan 12, 2011 9:34:30 pm PST #6823 of 11837
“Not dead yet!”

Yeah, I didn't have to google either. It truly is groan-inducing.


billytea - Jan 12, 2011 10:13:22 pm PST #6824 of 11837
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Going to have to let you google that yourself, but really? Why do that to a kid?

So that one day she can track him down to an old saloon on a street of mud and shout "My name is Tu! How do you do!"


erin_obscure - Jan 13, 2011 11:24:36 am PST #6825 of 11837
Occasionally I’m callous and strange

Bwahahahahahaha. Poor girl. I know nicknames are usually shortenings, but surely she's worked something out...


sumi - Jan 13, 2011 11:44:41 am PST #6826 of 11837
Art Crawl!!!

I think it was a family tradition on his wife's side.


Ginger - Jan 13, 2011 12:19:32 pm PST #6827 of 11837
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

I wonder how many times someone has sung "only a day away" to her.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2011 12:24:05 pm PST #6828 of 11837
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I wasn't really paying attention, but I guess I know whose kid it is now.


brenda m - Jan 13, 2011 1:10:00 pm PST #6829 of 11837
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I think it was a family tradition on his wife's side.

Tradition of what? Cheesy-ass names that will give a child a complex?


SailAweigh - Jan 13, 2011 1:15:25 pm PST #6830 of 11837
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

According to IMDb, he and his wife like names based on puns. His wife's name is one also.


§ ita § - Jan 13, 2011 1:23:50 pm PST #6831 of 11837
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, jesus, I just looked that up. Tu is getting off WAY easy.


Liese S. - Jan 13, 2011 1:38:20 pm PST #6832 of 11837
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

HAHAHA. I was all, wait, what, Tu Krumholtz?

But the mom's pun name is a much better pun name.