Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2010 3:12:21 pm PDT #5374 of 11838
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

Um, hate to be the thread nanny (and I'm surprised ita hasn't said anything, what with her bright lines and all) but Justified is Cable Drama.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2010 3:37:26 pm PDT #5375 of 11838
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Oh, yeah. Kinda distracted by iliac crests. I missed what started it all.


Zenkitty - Apr 21, 2010 4:07:42 pm PDT #5376 of 11838
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Noted: ita's Stompy powers are befuxzeled by iliac crests. They are the Color Yellow to her Green Lantern ring thingy.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2010 4:53:26 pm PDT #5377 of 11838
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

sorry, totally my fault, I think.


Frankenbuddha - Apr 21, 2010 6:35:55 pm PDT #5378 of 11838
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I mean I GUESS that Raylan's iliac crest isn't exactly a spoiler, but some folks might like to be surprised by it.


§ ita § - Apr 21, 2010 6:48:59 pm PDT #5379 of 11838
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

It may have spoiled me for other iliac crests.


Vortex - Apr 21, 2010 7:08:07 pm PDT #5380 of 11838
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

amen. but I think that we should see (and touch) as many as we can to make sure.


beekaytee - Apr 21, 2010 11:15:08 pm PDT #5381 of 11838
Compassionately intolerant

It may have spoiled me for other iliac crests.

I am definitely not a lean-lover but that fellow's definition blows all other models out of the water. And that smile...dayum.

I was not interested in Justified until y'all swayed me. Now I love it. I do wish they hadn't used the True Blood opening credits template though. They are so similar, I keep bracing myself for the icky, collapsing fox.


Hil R. - Apr 22, 2010 6:51:33 am PDT #5382 of 11838
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Anybody else watch this week's SVU? I'm glad that vegans are now muckrakers and not eco-terrorists on this show, but that ending kind of came out of nowhere.


Hil R. - Apr 23, 2010 3:39:18 am PDT #5383 of 11838
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l

Huh. Apparently that undercover video of the meatpackers that they used on SVU is an actual undercover video of an actual meatpacker, made by HSUS.