Handsome brooding vampire guy has to swoop in all sensitive mouth and overhanging forehead. How 'bout leaving some scraps for the homely-looking fellows who don't turn evil when they get some?

Doyle ,'Life of the Party'


Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


Vortex - Apr 08, 2010 5:38:03 am PDT #5279 of 11834
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

The woman is an irritating blank of the tough law enforcement chick, and not even engaging.

yes, she's a stereotype, and I'm irritated that she's thin as a rail. You need muscles to kick bad guy ass and she doesn't have any.

I also thought that it was interesting the way that they paired up the teams last night. It was clear that you were supposed to get cues to the new characters by who they were paired with. The fact that the skinny chick was paired with Morgan irritated me.

(And Lucifer from SPN as a good - well, kind of good guy. ETA - thanks, Sumi - I never remember his name.)

THAT's where I'd seen him before!


sumi - Apr 08, 2010 5:43:53 am PDT #5280 of 11834
Art Crawl!!!

Not Lucifer - Alastair!


§ ita § - Apr 08, 2010 5:47:20 am PDT #5281 of 11834
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Lucifer from SPN

Lucifer from SPN is Mark Pellegrino and kicking it on Lost. I haven't watched Human Target yet, but that was Alistair.

she's thin as a rail. You need muscles to kick bad guy ass and she doesn't have any.

Paget Brewster's not big by regular standards, but at least she can project a little solidity by Hollywood standards. She looked good slamming that guy into the wall.


brenda m - Apr 08, 2010 5:53:16 am PDT #5282 of 11834
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Sumi's totally right - Alastair. (and ita!)


Barb - Apr 08, 2010 6:05:59 am PDT #5283 of 11834
“Not dead yet!”

I lost the middle twenty minutes of CM because the broadcast went inexplicably wonky. Got enough of it, though, I think. Forrest is incredibly thin and I was shocked to see Hotch's teeth. Whoever said that was the most he'd smiled in ages was right.

I was a little surprised to see how quickly Erin acquiesced-- I mean, it wasn't unrealistic of her to do so and maybe I missed something in those middle twenty minutes, but from the way she spoke to them at the beginning, I thought for sure she was going to skin both Cooper and Hotch and nail their hides to the wall as trophies.


Vortex - Apr 08, 2010 6:09:28 am PDT #5284 of 11834
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Paget Brewster's not big by regular standards, but at least she can project a little solidity by Hollywood standards. She looked good slamming that guy into the wall.

exactly! You believe that Prentiss can kick someone's ass. That chick looks like she'd get blown over by a strong wind.


Kristen - Apr 08, 2010 7:04:31 am PDT #5285 of 11834

I was very disappointed in the "pilot." I think there were just way too many characters in the episode so it felt as if everyone got, like, three lines. It was weird. I didn't get a real handle on anyone.

If I could do it over, I'd just introduce FW's character and have him working with the existing team. Then, at the end, maybe Erin offers him the chance to build his own team that we could meet later, when it's a show.

Or go the CSI method and take one or two characters from the original team and invent some reason they have to work with this other team on a case.


sumi - Apr 08, 2010 7:08:03 am PDT #5286 of 11834
Art Crawl!!!

Kristen - that makes sense. You'd get a nice origins story as well as the pilot.


Vortex - Apr 08, 2010 7:25:47 am PDT #5287 of 11834
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

I think I would have like the pilot better if I had liked the team better. My issues with the woman have been mentioned, I didn't like the annoying "sexual tension" with the british guy. The former prisoner just looks weird to me. It might be the eye color. I don't like it in Clint Howard or Brian Bloom either.


DawnK - Apr 08, 2010 8:14:23 am PDT #5288 of 11834
giraffe mode

The pilot was OK to me, but I’m not sure I’m feeling the team. I didn’t get a good feel for Prophet. What was he in for that would garner info from a current inmate, especially after finding out he’s FBI? (would the FBI hire an ex-con field agent?) Is he a hacker? San Q isn't a low security prison. Is he supposed to be their Garcia? Or is that Gina since she was showing off about the network set up? She’s certainly not very intimidating – I could take her just by sitting on her. Hell, I think my 13-year-old could take her. Is she supposed to be part Morgan/Garcia (and Reid what with the ssuspect narrowing and all)? Rawsom was very charming but there’s no chemistry between him and Gina (lots with Emily though). I noticed Cooper doing the Gideon thing of writing/keeping pictures. Does Rossi do that? I don’t think I’ve noticed. I was shocked that Erin rolled over and let both Hotch and Cooper off the hook. She’s written very unevenly and it’s disconcerting.