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Procedurals 1: Anything You Say Can and Will Be Used Against You.

This thread is for procedural TV, shows where the primary idea is to figure out the case. [NAFDA]


erikaj - Feb 02, 2009 8:17:33 am PST #2356 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

I am SO OVER Thirteen and her Tragic Condition...I want to Minear her: The trial goes well, she takes Foreman to a hockey game and gets smushed by a rogue Zamboni.
I don't know whether it's sloppy writing or the fact that Olivia Wilde appears to have gone to the Elizabeth Rohm Monotone Elocution Academy. And as a Kinsey 1, I'm not sure I feel comfortable pondering the implications of dating girls=pain and self-destruction, dating Foreman=sign of health and faith in the future. but even being mostly-het, I think that's that homophobia stuff the cool internet kids are bitching about. And I *know* people who live as, well, Ticking Timebombs, and they don't bring it up every time they open their mouths...they don't have Huntington's, but it still counts.


sumi - Feb 02, 2009 9:58:01 am PST #2357 of 11831
Art Crawl!!!

OMG - that's hilarious. A rogue Zamboni?

Was that ripped from the Local Chicago Headlines?

(There was a rogue Zamboni involved with prepping Wrigley Field for the Black Hawks game that was, for some reason, played at Wrigley Field.)


Toddson - Feb 02, 2009 10:08:40 am PST #2358 of 11831
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

I saw a brief newsclip of a Zamboni being moved on a flatbed truck. At the destination someone got into the Zamboni and started backing it up ... but they neglected to put down the ramp from the bed of the truck to the ground. oops!


erikaj - Feb 02, 2009 10:26:53 am PST #2359 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

I think I did see it on Oddball last week, but I didn't think of it when I wrote that. I just think Zamboni is a funny word, and I was thinking that the black comedy might cut down on "The team deals with the illness of One of Its Own!1!" promos.(Although I didn't like Amber either till she was about to snuff it...maybe the same will happen when I see those big green eyes wide with fear in the hockey rink...)


Java cat - Feb 03, 2009 4:58:11 pm PST #2360 of 11831
Not javachik

Olivia Wilde has ZERO mobility in her face. She can maybe widen her eyes, but they don't change expression. I join you in wishing a Zamboni would mush her already.

Medium is back! YAY! I love their family!

I'm finally getting caught up on Life, but I missed one or more. Why is Ted in jail?


billytea - Feb 03, 2009 5:04:30 pm PST #2361 of 11831
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Olivia Wilde has ZERO mobility in her face. She can maybe widen her eyes, but they don't change expression. I join you in wishing a Zamboni would mush her already.

They should diagnose that. I hope Taub has been giving her Botox treatments without her consent, just to keep his hand in. Next week he can swap Kutner's buttocks to see if anyone notices.


Vortex - Feb 03, 2009 5:33:07 pm PST #2362 of 11831
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Oh, how I love Hardison. (If you was Brad Pitt or Denzel or somebody it would be on. Bring your ass!)


billytea - Feb 03, 2009 5:38:14 pm PST #2363 of 11831
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

Oh, how I love Hardison. (If you was Brad Pitt or Denzel or somebody it would be on. Bring your ass!)

It's BYOA this year at Vortex's annual Winter Bash!


erikaj - Feb 03, 2009 6:05:42 pm PST #2364 of 11831
Always Anti-fascist!

Ha! Good one, Billytea.


sumi - Feb 04, 2009 4:15:48 am PST #2365 of 11831
Art Crawl!!!

Java, crooked cops set Ted up and busted him for parole violations.

I rewatched part of the Closer this morning. Man, this time the part where I laughed out loud is when Brenda asks Sgt. Gabriel, "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" and he says, "Why the Diet Coke?" and the torture demon guys says, "We do what we can" and then Morales just makes this disgusted noise and turns away.

I also love it when Fritz says that what is disturbing him is all the fat jokes and Brenda gets upset with herself and says she's been spending too much time with Flynn and Provenza but what Fritz actually means that it reminds him of another case.

And that significant look Tao gives the others in the camera when he brings Brenda the suspect's file.